Comic Transcripts

Man: This is a monumental step for you. Thank you for offering yourself up to me.
Girl lying on Slab: No, thank you! I’m so excited

Man: I shall tap your artery and slake my eternal thirst. Then: No longer will you walk among the living.
Girl: I normally drive anyway

Man: I will drink deeply of your lifeblood. For this is my sustenance.

Girl: Oooh, I can’t wait! How long does it take before I become a vampire?
Man: A what?

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#241; In which Blood is sucked transcribed by in

Man: This is a monumental step for you. Thank you for offering yourself up to me.
Girl lying on Slab: No, thank you! I’m so excited

Man: I shall tap your artery and slake my eternal thirst. Then: No longer will you walk among the living.
Girl: I normally drive anyway

Man: I will drink deeply of your lifeblood. For this is my sustenance.

Girl: Oooh, I can’t wait! How long does it take before I become a vampire?
Man: A what?

{{header: bite down at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: seriously what are you talking about}}

#241; In which Blood is sucked transcribed by in

Man: This is a monumental step for you. Thank you for offering yourself up to me.
Girl lying on Slab: No, thank you! I'm so excited

Man: I shall tap your artery and slake my eternal thirst. Then: No longer will you walk among the living.
Girl: I normally drive anyway

Man: I will drink deeply of your lifeblood. For this is my sustenance.

Girl: Oooh, I can't wait! How long does it take before I become a vampire?
Man: A what?

{{header: bite down at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: seriously what are you talking about}}

seriously what are you talking about

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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