Comic Transcripts

Caption: What he wanted to say
Man: I hate your smell and your voice and your self. I’ve already changed my name. You will never find me.

Caption: What he should have said
Man: Ski trip. Very dangerous. If you never see me again- If I don’t survive- always know – I loved you as best a man could love a goddess.

Caption: What he said
Man: I’m so sorry I’m such an idiot I’m so sorry / Anyway could you please forward my mail

{{header: figure it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: um, i guess you can keep the stuff addressed to ‘resident’? because technically you would be the, uh, the only, like, resident}}

#240; Three Ways to leave a Lover transcribed by in

Caption: What he wanted to say
Man: I hate your smell and your voice and your self. I’ve already changed my name. You will never find me.

Caption: What he should have said
Man: Ski trip. Very dangerous. If you never see me again- If I don’t survive- always know – I loved you as best a man could love a goddess.

Caption: What he said
Man: I’m so sorry I’m such an idiot I’m so sorry / Anyway could you please forward my mail

{{header: figure it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: um, i guess you can keep the stuff addressed to ‘resident’? because technically you would be the, uh, the only, like, resident}}

#240; Three Ways to leave a Lover transcribed by in

Caption: What he wanted to say
Man: I hate your smell and your voice and your self. I've already changed my name. You will never find me.

Caption: What he should have said
Man: Ski trip. Very dangerous. If you never see me again- If I don't survive- always know - I loved you as best a man could love a goddess.

Caption: What he said
Man: I'm so sorry I'm such an idiot I'm so sorry / Anyway could you please forward my mail

{{header: figure it out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: um, i guess you can keep the stuff addressed to 'resident'? because technically you would be the, uh, the only, like, resident}}

um, i guess you can keep the stuff addressed to 'resident'? because technically you would be the, uh, the only, like, resident

#240; Three Ways to leave a Lover

  — October 17th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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