Comic Transcripts

WINTHROP: Hey Linda, I’ve got some notes on the latest version.
LINDA: Did those changes work for you?
WINTHROP: Something’s still wrong. When was the last time you optimizated this document?
Just take a quick optimizating pass and I think that’ll do it.

LINDA: I…I’m not sure what you…
WINTHROP: In fact, you should optimizate ALL your project files, just to be sure.
I know you’re NEW, so ask one of the guys to give you a rundown on our optimizating procedure.
LINDA: Um, OKAY.

LINDA: How long has he thought “OPTIMIZATING” is a real thing?
JIM: About six months now.
LINDA: And HOW OFTEN do we usually OPTIMIZATE our files?
JIM: Every afternoon for about an hour or so.

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#481; In which Linda optimizates transcribed by in

WINTHROP: Hey Linda, I’ve got some notes on the latest version.
LINDA: Did those changes work for you?
WINTHROP: Something’s still wrong. When was the last time you optimizated this document?
Just take a quick optimizating pass and I think that’ll do it.

LINDA: I…I’m not sure what you…
WINTHROP: In fact, you should optimizate ALL your project files, just to be sure.
I know you’re NEW, so ask one of the guys to give you a rundown on our optimizating procedure.
LINDA: Um, OKAY.

LINDA: How long has he thought “OPTIMIZATING” is a real thing?
JIM: About six months now.
LINDA: And HOW OFTEN do we usually OPTIMIZATE our files?
JIM: Every afternoon for about an hour or so.

{{Header: work smarter at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: it’s all he asks for anymore}}

#481; In which Linda optimizates transcribed by in

WINTHROP: Hey Linda, I've got some notes on the latest version.
LINDA: Did those changes work for you?
WINTHROP: Something's still wrong. When was the last time you optimizated this document?
Just take a quick optimizating pass and I think that'll do it.

LINDA: I...I'm not sure what you...
WINTHROP: In fact, you should optimizate ALL your project files, just to be sure.
I know you're NEW, so ask one of the guys to give you a rundown on our optimizating procedure.
LINDA: Um, OKAY.

LINDA: How long has he thought "OPTIMIZATING" is a real thing?
JIM: About six months now.
LINDA: And HOW OFTEN do we usually OPTIMIZATE our files?
JIM: Every afternoon for about an hour or so.

{{Header: work smarter at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: it's all he asks for anymore}}

it's all he asks for anymore

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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