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Part 6 of this storyline. Borgus is at home, resting fitfully under the covers in his nightcap, speaking into the darkness of his bedroom. A lamp sits on a side table. They have nice wallpaper in their bedroom too.

BORGUS: I guess sometimes we have to reconcile ourselves to the idea that what we THOUGHT we knew is WRONG. / That’s the sign of a mature mind, though, right? Adaptability? Openness to new information? / We KNOW about the lightning duds now. They’re REAL, and they VISIT us, and the sensible thing to do is to COEXIST.

He shivers under his thick duvet.

BORGUS: …Ooh, your toes are like ICE!

Borgus’ wife, AEMICE, pokes her head in from the other side of the room.

AEMICE: Sorry, are you talking to me?

But wait. If Aemice is there…then whose toes…

Borgus turns to the other side of the bed. Nestled cozily into the pillow is the lightning dud previously seen wearing Aemice’s intimates. The little goblin is still likewise adorned.

From outside the house, a passerby would be able to hear Borgus’ aggrieved shouting through the upstairs window:

BORGUS: OUT! OUT! NO more! NOT in here!

One by one, the lightning duds tumble out of the window and out of the house.

AEMICE: Are you sure that’s WISE–

BORGUS: I can’t STAND it! I WON’T tolerate it! I DON’T CARE!

Borgus is sure as hell gonna care, because his house is immediately struck by lightning. KRAKOOM

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Part 6 of this storyline. Borgus is at home, resting fitfully under the covers in his nightcap, speaking into the darkness of his bedroom. A lamp sits on a side table. They have nice wallpaper in their bedroom too.

BORGUS: I guess sometimes we have to reconcile ourselves to the idea that what we THOUGHT we knew is WRONG. / That's the sign of a mature mind, though, right? Adaptability? Openness to new information? / We KNOW about the lightning duds now. They're REAL, and they VISIT us, and the sensible thing to do is to COEXIST.

He shivers under his thick duvet.

BORGUS: ...Ooh, your toes are like ICE!

Borgus' wife, AEMICE, pokes her head in from the other side of the room.

AEMICE: Sorry, are you talking to me?

But wait. If Aemice is there...then whose toes...

Borgus turns to the other side of the bed. Nestled cozily into the pillow is the lightning dud previously seen wearing Aemice's intimates. The little goblin is still likewise adorned.

From outside the house, a passerby would be able to hear Borgus' aggrieved shouting through the upstairs window:

BORGUS: OUT! OUT! NO more! NOT in here!

One by one, the lightning duds tumble out of the window and out of the house.

AEMICE: Are you sure that's WISE--

BORGUS: I can't STAND it! I WON'T tolerate it! I DON'T CARE!

Borgus is sure as hell gonna care, because his house is immediately struck by lightning. KRAKOOM

Borgus knew the risks. He rolled the dice and he lost.

This storyline began with Part 1.

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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