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FATHER O’MALLEY: Blast it all! Tusky McMammoth was supposed to be here for a TEN-FIFTEEN appointment!
It’s nearly ELEVEN!

FATHER O’MALLEY: This is unacceptable. That boy has got to learn respect for other! When he gets here, he’s going to get the lecture of his young life!

A SMALL MAMMOTH: Father O’Malley! Is it a sin to look with lust upon a hippopotamus even if she’s not totally what you might call a compatible–
FATHER O’MALLEY: JAMES THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR FOOLISHNESS
WHERE IS TUSKY McMAMMOTH?

[[Cut to a scene of a man being executed by a firing squad.]]
MAN: Oh MAN Father O’Malley is gonna be SUPER pissed
SOLDIER: SHUT YOUR TRAITOROUS FACE McMAMMOTH

{{Header: wait around at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Apparently, Tusky McMammoth is a traitor.}}

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FATHER O'MALLEY: Blast it all! Tusky McMammoth was supposed to be here for a TEN-FIFTEEN appointment!
It's nearly ELEVEN!

FATHER O'MALLEY: This is unacceptable. That boy has got to learn respect for other! When he gets here, he's going to get the lecture of his young life!

A SMALL MAMMOTH: Father O'Malley! Is it a sin to look with lust upon a hippopotamus even if she's not totally what you might call a compatible--
FATHER O'MALLEY: JAMES THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR FOOLISHNESS
WHERE IS TUSKY McMAMMOTH?

[[Cut to a scene of a man being executed by a firing squad.]]
MAN: Oh MAN Father O'Malley is gonna be SUPER pissed
SOLDIER: SHUT YOUR TRAITOROUS FACE McMAMMOTH

{{Header: wait around at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Apparently, Tusky McMammoth is a traitor.}}

Apparently, Tusky McMammoth is a traitor.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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