[[A large, bearded man is approached by a small, armored elephant carrying a howdah with four passengers. Perched on the elephant's trunk is a small woman (about two heads tall in relation to the man), proportionate to the men in the howdah.]]
KATHLEEN: Antonio!
ANTONIO: KATHLEEN.
KATHLEEN: I am back in town for a little bit.
ANTONIO: A VERY little bit, it seems.
KATHLEEN: Antonio. PAPI. Why do you have to be this way? Why can't we just be GOOD to one another?
ANTONIO: I don't know--maybe because you've never been able to convince me that you're not just a SICK ELEPHANT WITH A VERY LIFELIKE PUPPET?
KATHLEEN: ...If this were somehow TRUE, could you maybe love me THEN?
ANTONIO: NO! I'm thirty squirrels in a man suit myself!
ELEPHANT: Oh shoot man we gotta go on the road together
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{{Alt-text: I don't know why Antonio thought that confession would make him LESS alluring.}}