Comic Transcripts

[[A large, bearded man is approached by a small, armored elephant carrying a howdah with four passengers. Perched on the elephant’s trunk is a small woman (about two heads tall in relation to the man), proportionate to the men in the howdah.]]
KATHLEEN: Antonio!
ANTONIO: KATHLEEN.
KATHLEEN: I am back in town for a little bit.
ANTONIO: A VERY little bit, it seems.

KATHLEEN: Antonio. PAPI. Why do you have to be this way? Why can’t we just be GOOD to one another?
ANTONIO: I don’t know–maybe because you’ve never been able to convince me that you’re not just a SICK ELEPHANT WITH A VERY LIFELIKE PUPPET?

KATHLEEN: …If this were somehow TRUE, could you maybe love me THEN?
ANTONIO: NO! I’m thirty squirrels in a man suit myself!
ELEPHANT: Oh shoot man we gotta go on the road together

{{Header: do the voice of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I don’t know why Antonio thought that confession would make him LESS alluring.}}

#540; In which Love is unrequited transcribed by in

[[A large, bearded man is approached by a small, armored elephant carrying a howdah with four passengers. Perched on the elephant’s trunk is a small woman (about two heads tall in relation to the man), proportionate to the men in the howdah.]]
KATHLEEN: Antonio!
ANTONIO: KATHLEEN.
KATHLEEN: I am back in town for a little bit.
ANTONIO: A VERY little bit, it seems.

KATHLEEN: Antonio. PAPI. Why do you have to be this way? Why can’t we just be GOOD to one another?
ANTONIO: I don’t know–maybe because you’ve never been able to convince me that you’re not just a SICK ELEPHANT WITH A VERY LIFELIKE PUPPET?

KATHLEEN: …If this were somehow TRUE, could you maybe love me THEN?
ANTONIO: NO! I’m thirty squirrels in a man suit myself!
ELEPHANT: Oh shoot man we gotta go on the road together

{{Header: do the voice of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I don’t know why Antonio thought that confession would make him LESS alluring.}}

#540; In which Love is unrequited transcribed by in

[[A large, bearded man is approached by a small, armored elephant carrying a howdah with four passengers. Perched on the elephant's trunk is a small woman (about two heads tall in relation to the man), proportionate to the men in the howdah.]]
KATHLEEN: Antonio!
ANTONIO: KATHLEEN.
KATHLEEN: I am back in town for a little bit.
ANTONIO: A VERY little bit, it seems.

KATHLEEN: Antonio. PAPI. Why do you have to be this way? Why can't we just be GOOD to one another?
ANTONIO: I don't know--maybe because you've never been able to convince me that you're not just a SICK ELEPHANT WITH A VERY LIFELIKE PUPPET?

KATHLEEN: ...If this were somehow TRUE, could you maybe love me THEN?
ANTONIO: NO! I'm thirty squirrels in a man suit myself!
ELEPHANT: Oh shoot man we gotta go on the road together

{{Header: do the voice of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I don't know why Antonio thought that confession would make him LESS alluring.}}

I don't know why Antonio thought that confession would make him LESS alluring.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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