#540; In which Love is unrequited

Comic Transcripts

[[A large, bearded man is approached by a small, armored elephant carrying a howdah with four passengers. Perched on the elephant’s trunk is a small woman (about two heads tall in relation to the man), proportionate to the men in the howdah.]]
KATHLEEN: Antonio!
ANTONIO: KATHLEEN.
KATHLEEN: I am back in town for a little bit.
ANTONIO: A VERY little bit, it seems.

KATHLEEN: Antonio. PAPI. Why do you have to be this way? Why can’t we just be GOOD to one another?
ANTONIO: I don’t know–maybe because you’ve never been able to convince me that you’re not just a SICK ELEPHANT WITH A VERY LIFELIKE PUPPET?

KATHLEEN: …If this were somehow TRUE, could you maybe love me THEN?
ANTONIO: NO! I’m thirty squirrels in a man suit myself!
ELEPHANT: Oh shoot man we gotta go on the road together

{{Header: do the voice of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I don’t know why Antonio thought that confession would make him LESS alluring.}}

#540; In which Love is unrequited transcribed by in

KATHLEEN: …If this were somehow TRUE, could you maybe love me THEN?
ANTONIO: NO! I’m thirty squirrels in a man suit myself!
ELEPHANT: Oh shoot man we gotta go on the road together

{{Header: do the voice of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I don’t know why Antonio thought that confession would make him LESS alluring.}}

#540; In which Love is unrequited transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.