[[BLORNSWORTH slumps exhausted against a chair while CRANDIBLE lounges with his feet up.]]

BLORNSWORTH: Whoooffff. I just ate an entire jumbo bag of chips and I do NOT feel good about it
CRANDIBLE: Let me know if THIS makes you feel any better...

CRANDIBLE: Imagine all the loose chips from that jumbo bag.
CRANDIBLE: Now imagine them all mashed up into a SOLID LUMP of salt and carbs.

CRANDIBLE: How BIG would that lump be? ALL the chips in one giant mass?
CRANDIBLE: That's INSIDE you now. That's in your GUTS. That's what YOU put in there.

BLORNSWORTH (despairingly): That does NOT, in fact, make me feel better.
CRANDIBLE: I didn't think it would!

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But thanks for letting me know!

#1584; In which a Potato is compacted

  — April 8th, 2026

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[[BLORNSWORTH slumps exhausted against a chair while CRANDIBLE lounges with his feet up.]]

BLORNSWORTH: Whoooffff. I just ate an entire jumbo bag of chips and I do NOT feel good about it
CRANDIBLE: Let me know if THIS makes you feel any better…

CRANDIBLE: Imagine all the loose chips from that jumbo bag.
CRANDIBLE: Now imagine them all mashed up into a SOLID LUMP of salt and carbs.

CRANDIBLE: How BIG would that lump be? ALL the chips in one giant mass?
CRANDIBLE: That’s INSIDE you now. That’s in your GUTS. That’s what YOU put in there.

BLORNSWORTH (despairingly): That does NOT, in fact, make me feel better.
CRANDIBLE: I didn’t think it would!

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#1584; In which a Potato is compacted transcribed by Comic Transcript AuthorsDavid Malki ! in

Video: an early draft of Bush’s speech

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Don’t read too much into this ideologically, it’s just for fun.

I spent a lot of time making many of the edits look invisible, and now I think it would have been more fun if they all were herky-jerky.  Oh well.

Drawing: well, I NEVER, mr. ramphorynchus

Another drawing scribbled on pages torn from the Comic-Con catalogue. If this site has an ethos, it’s that — just grab whatever’s closest and start laying ink on it. Swear to God it’s like a laxative for your soul.


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