[[An elderly individual is fretting over some sort of amphora.]]
Hoarder: Why do I have such a hard time parting with stuff?
Hoarder: This stuff has USES! I don't want to just THROW IT AWAY!
[[The hoarder's spouse looks on.]]
Hoarder: But it's CLUTTER. It accumulates. I CAN'T keep all of it FOREVER. Just LOOKING at it takes up mental energy.
Hoarder: Yet I can't BEAR the thought of it being WASTED. So here it stays.
Hoarder: Why is this so DIFFICULT for me?
Spouse: Because capitalism has indoctrinated us to believe that inert objects have inherent value, so we'll be driven to buy them.
[[The spouse looks surprised.]]
Spouse: Ah
Spouse: I can tell by the look you're now giving me that the question was intended to be rhetorical
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