Out of the Emerald City

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Ambassador Kosh at Emerald City Comicon – Flickr photo by ezzelin

It was great to visit Seattle and see the folks who attended! Thanks for coming and bringing your families and your books and your hearty smiles and hellos. I had a great time, and hope you did too. I signed a book for Ambassador Kosh (above), which was very nice, as this now widens the scope of my work’s outreach by several billion light-years.

I also presented my True Stuff From Old Books slideshow again, and I thought it went gangbusters! I made a few tweaks and got some definite ideas for ways to improve it even further, next time. I’m really enjoying being A Guy Who Gives A Talk, because I’ve finally found something I can talk with some authority about that isn’t just “webcomics,” which plenty of other people are as good or much better at discussing.

I’m still planning out the ol’ calendar for the year, but at the moment it looks like I’ll be in New York next (April 9-10), then setting up shop in Los Angeles, Toronto, and Calgary later this spring. A few more things may pop up in between as well, just waiting on confirmations! But those are the four I know for certain so far.

Oh and I can’t say much yet, but there are rumblings of a Machine of Death event coming together soon. All I can say is, if you’re in the Los Angeles area and you have a talent

…start practicing.

Caption Contest #2 WINNERS!

This time around I received nearly 800 entries! Wowsers! I took a few extra days to read them all, but here are my favorites. You can read almost 600 of them on the Wondermark Facebook page; the rest I received via email. This one was an interesting challenge because it wasn’t immediately obvious which character was talking — but the best captions made it clear at once. Common themes included: lovers’ spats; Iron Man quotes; snark about airlines; pooping-from-aloft jokes; pollution and plaid-pants references in equal measure; and long Dickensian dialogues.

There were a lot more good ones I don’t have room for, but without further ado here are some

HONORABLE MENTIONS

“Augh! Why do they always go right through the crosswalk on this corner!” — Matt Perkins

“It wasn’t unusual on a Tuesday morning for Randy to simultaneously violate his restraining order, Venezuelan air space and the laws of physics.” — Dean White

“We never just talk anymore.” — Dave Miller

“With that kind of attitude, no wonder you’re going extinct.” — Christopher Halsey

“I suggest you re-read the non-compete clause.” — Marc Gabriele

“Well, the tonsils look fine. I wouldn’t charge you, but I had to build this thing specifically for this house call.” — Stacy Carson

“Good day Mr Featherbottom. I have called to enquire as to whether you are heretofore content with your long-distance telegraph provider.” — Rebecca Payne

“Cab for Mr Howl?” — Stuart Shelley

“OK, you were right. This trampoline is awesome.” — Alex K. Rich

“A machine to roll along the ground? It’ll never work!” — Bryan O’Leary

“I’m on my way down now, any advice?” — Adam Luter

“Still using the training wheels, eh?” — Patrick Lynch

“…And then I thought, ‘Well, I bet the wings weigh a lot.'” — Thomas Hicks

Now! The grand prize winner is:

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Comic-Convention FAQ

This weekend I’ll be in Seattle, Washington at the charming and intriguing Emerald City Comicon! I will have Wondermark books, some T-shirts and posters, and copies of Machine of Death available to be signed, personalized, vulgarized &c.

Many of my colleagues in internet entertainment will also be there — including many other Machine of Death contributors! In fact, MoD author James L. Sutter will be doing a special signing on Sunday afternoon. More details on that here!

Later on Sunday afternoon, I’ll also be doing a special “True Stuff from Old Books” presentation. If you’ve enjoyed reading the strange articles I’ve dug out of dusty old books, please come check out the live version. I’m quite excited for it, I think it’ll be fun!

Conventions 101

I realized recently that I talk a lot about these conventions and various things that I attend, but some of you may be less familiar with what goes on, or what the point of these events is. Here’s a handy FAQ just off the top of my head — if these spark other questions of your own, please leave a comment on this post and I’ll address them in another installment later.

WHAT’S AT A CONVENTION?

The events I typically attend fall into several distinct categories, but regardless if they’re comic conventions, steampunk gatherings, book fairs, or craft shows, they usually have several things in common:

1. Programming/events/panels. Attendees can hear panel discussions on topics that interest them, or listen to talks or Q&A’s by folks you may not often get to hear from. Depending on the show and the lineup, programming often runs the gamut from concerts, comedy shows and performances to nuts-and-bolts and how-to discussions of an industry or hobby’s finer points.

2. Vendors/exhibitors/dealers. The big comic conventions began as ways for fans to gather and locate hard-to-find books they couldn’t find anywhere else. Now that we have the Internet and eBay, that’s less of a priority, though at comic shows there are usually tons of shops selling back-issues and discounted trade collections. Artists, of course, set up shop as well: it’s a unique chance to interface directly with readers and other creators too, whether to personalize a book, or spread the word to new folks, or just shake hands and put a face to one of the anonymous numbers in a website traffic report. I’m always really delighted to meet readers, because otherwise this job is just me staring at a computer all day long.

3. Social interaction. I know this is a tough one for some, but the most fun part of an event for me is the social aspect. Sometimes there are get-togethers after hours or whatever, but even in the middle of the show itself, it’s super-neat to look around and realize “As opposed to a random slice of the population that you might see in an airport or something — these are all people who share at least some interest with me.” It’s a real power-in-numbers moment. Of course, this realization of commonality can also be terrifying, depending on who in particular you’re looking at right then. Still, there are usually a few great costumes to check out at any decent-sized show.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

It depends on what you’re after, of course, but I usually recommend: looking at the list of programming and blocking out anything you’d like to see first, so you have a schedule to work around. That’s the stuff that’s time-sensitive.

Then, take a look at the exhibitor list and compare it to the map that’s usually in the program booklet. At smaller shows you can usually wander around the floor and see everything, but at larger shows like San Diego you really need to be aimed in a certain direction, or it’s easy to get lost. Different shows list artists in different ways in the book, and sometimes not at all if they’re at a shared table (the way I’m usually at the TopatoCo table), so it’s also good practice to look for booth numbers ahead of time in any announcements made by artists you expect to be there. At Emerald City, I’ll be at booth 202, but that’s literally right inside the front door so we’ll be pretty hard to miss.

Depending on whom you’re hoping to see, there may be lines. I always recommend standing in lines early, because if someone leaves, or runs out of stock, or gets cholera halfway through the day, you don’t miss out by waiting till later. There’ll be plenty of folks who don’t have lines, so it’s not like you’ll be standing in lines the whole day. (Again, San Diego excepted. That’s a whole different animal, unfortunately.)

If you have something in mind that you would like to pick up at the show, it’s helpful to bring cash, although nowadays most folks take credit cards so it’s not as much of a big deal. We do pay transaction fees on card purchases though, so cash is always appreciated! ATMs at conventions often develop lines and run out of money, so it’s good to plan ahead. But in a pinch, cards are often fine.

Feel free to bring an artist’s book from home to be signed! Artists love doing this, because they love seeing evidence that you’ve read their stuff before. Some artists may charge for this, which I think is kind of a jerky thing to do, but most don’t. (Caveat: If you bring a hundred things from home to get signed and clog up the line because you’re stocking up your eBay store, you’re the jerk.)

I AM SUPER NERVOUS ABOUT TALKING TO SOMEONE I ONLY KNOW FROM INTERNET

Yeah, I get this way too, totally. My only advice is, assume a character who’s someone who’s friendly and confident. I mean, don’t do a funny voice or anything, but do try to step out of yourself for a second. The conversation will be very easy, I promise, because nobody’s out to get you. Everyone likes hearing kind words! PRO TIP: Say kind words.

I’m kind of joking, but sometimes people get a little too comfortable and say things like “I used to read you all the time but now I don’t really bother,” or “My friends really like your strip, but I don’t really get it myself” or, much worse, to a lady they’ll say “MARRY ME AND I WILL WHISK YOU AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS.” The first things are simply nervous and clumsy (this is why it’s nice to rehearse your opening sentence in your head, or come up with a question to open with) and the last thing is creepy. I know you think you are being funny and charming, but the lady will not appreciate this. Do not say this. You will be considered a creep no matter how much you think you should not be. The label is not up to you. Do not do this.

We are all just human beings, remember! If somebody is grouchy after a long day, I apologize right now on their behalf. Usually we’re just as nice as you are. So be polite and friendly and it’ll be great all around!

SOME MORE THINGS NOT TO DO

• Hang around a really long time blocking the booth from other people.
• Pitch your own project at length. If you have samples, most folks are happy to take them and look over them later at their leisure, for whatever good it will do.
• Haggle over prices. It’s not a flea market, and it’s rude.
• Talk to someone you recognize when you’re both in the bathroom.

SOME THINGS TO DEFINITELY DO

• Say hello to an artist whose work you enjoy!
• Hydrate and nourish yourself throughout the day so you don’t get faint.
• Wash your hands frequently if you’ve been shaking people’s hands.
• Bring a camera and take pictures (with permission) of interesting folks you see or meet!
• Bring a backpack (and a poster tube if you like) to carry things that you pick up at the show.
• If you’re getting a free sketch, ask for something simple. Like, one-word simple.
• Participate! Check out a panel, pick up a brand-new book you’ve never heard of, or just tell someone their costume looks really cool.

Hope to see you this weekend, or later in the year at a different show!

Caption Contest #2 now open!

I’m doing it again! I had so much fun with the last caption contest (and, of course, I had the foresight to call it “#1”) that it’s time to attempt to recreate a previous success. What could go wrong?

The fellow in the above image was actually created as part of a live panel at SteamCon last year. I couldn’t really find a home for him in a comic proper, but I just know that you will put him to good use.

As before, the contest is being held on Wondermark’s Facebook page. Leave your suggested captions there, or just read what other folks have written!

OR, you can email me instead: dave at wondermark dot com, subject: “Caption Contest #2.” UPDATE: Submissions are closed! Winners will be announced very soon!

The grand prize winner will receive a personalized print of the cartoon with their caption rendered CANON, and honorable mentions will be listed here. I’ll announce the winners on Friday, March 4 — you have until then!

Penny-Farthing Racing!

Intrepid Marksman John B. writes in with news of the twenty-ninth annual National Penny Farthing Championships in Evandale, Tasmania. So many great pictures!

Sadly, according to Australia’s ABC News, part of this year’s race was cancelled due to rain:

“Penny farthing bikes are fairly dangerous at any point and in these conditions it would just be impossible for us to go ahead.”

I’M SORRY DID YOU SAY FAIRLY DANGEROUS PENNY FARTHING