#760; The Tiniest Alt-Comic

Comic Transcripts

GINNY: Knock knock! How many chickens does it take to cross the road?
HEDWIG: That’s not how it goes, honey. I think you’re mixing up the light bulb joke and the chicken joke!

GINNY: I don’t know what those are! I’m putting this NEW thing out there. Why does everything have to be derivative? Why are you pushing me to conform into some stale old mold? Got to match your hundred-year-old expectations?

HEDWIG: You’re right. I’m sorry. I don’t know, how many chickens does it take to cross the road?
GINNY: What?
HEDWIG: What’s the answer?

GINNY: It’s not a riddle, dude, it’s rhetorical!
HEDWIG: But that’s not funny.
GINNY: MAN you are trying to put me in BOX after BOX

{{header: knock knock! who’s WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The answer, by the way, is three: one to stop traffic, one to dart across, and one to stay behind and answer the door.}}

#760; The Tiniest Alt-Comic transcribed by in

GINNY: Knock knock! How many chickens does it take to cross the road?
HEDWIG: That’s not how it goes, honey. I think you’re mixing up the light bulb joke and the chicken joke!

HEDWIG: You’re right. I’m sorry. I don’t know, how many chickens does it take to cross the road?
GINNY: What?
HEDWIG: What’s the answer?

GINNY: It’s not a riddle, dude, it’s rhetorical!
HEDWIG: But that’s not funny.
GINNY: MAN you are trying to put me in BOX after BOX

{{header: knock knock! who’s WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The answer, by the way, is three: one to stop traffic, one to dart across, and one to stay behind and answer the door.}}

#760; The Tiniest Alt-Comic transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.