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[[A man meets a horse with wheels in place of its feet.]]
Man: Hey there.
Man: Looks like you’re
Man: ON A ROLL!

Horse: You know, when a horse kills a man, it’s ruled an accident.
Man: A horse that murders a man will be shot!
Horse: I’m willing to take that chance.
Man: Are you WHEELLY?

{{header: giddyup to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the CRACK of wheel on skull was heard for three miles around. travelers fell into ditches. farmwives clutched their hens close. it is even said that a baby born that very instant later developed a mild round protuberance on the wrists and ankles that has never been fully explained}}

#761; Exhibit A for the Defense transcribed by in

[[A man meets a horse with wheels in place of its feet.]]
Man: Hey there.
Man: Looks like you’re
Man: ON A ROLL!

Horse: You know, when a horse kills a man, it’s ruled an accident.
Man: A horse that murders a man will be shot!
Horse: I’m willing to take that chance.
Man: Are you WHEELLY?

{{header: giddyup to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the CRACK of wheel on skull was heard for three miles around. travelers fell into ditches. farmwives clutched their hens close. it is even said that a baby born that very instant later developed a mild round protuberance on the wrists and ankles that has never been fully explained}}

#761; Exhibit A for the Defense transcribed by in

[[A man meets a horse with wheels in place of its feet.]]
Man: Hey there.
Man: Looks like you're
Man: ON A ROLL!

Horse: You know, when a horse kills a man, it's ruled an accident.
Man: A horse that murders a man will be shot!
Horse: I'm willing to take that chance.
Man: Are you WHEELLY?

{{header: giddyup to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the CRACK of wheel on skull was heard for three miles around. travelers fell into ditches. farmwives clutched their hens close. it is even said that a baby born that very instant later developed a mild round protuberance on the wrists and ankles that has never been fully explained}}

the CRACK of wheel on skull was heard for three miles around. travelers fell into ditches. farmwives clutched their hens close. it is even said that a baby born that very instant later developed a mild round protuberance on the wrists and ankles that has never been fully explained

#761; Exhibit A for the Defense

  — October 7th, 2011

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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