#759; And the Guests Never Notice

Comic Transcripts

Woman: Jason. Listen very carefully to me. This is our WEDDING.
Woman: We have established a wintergreen napkin palette. These turquoise pepper mills you found suggest a fundamentally Southwestern character.
Woman: It’s like you’re not even paying attention!

Man: Baby, you’ve been on about these minute details for months–
Woman: Well, of course!
Woman: You wouldn’t defend a thesis without studying and preparing!
Woman: You wouldn’t go to the Olympics without training day and night!
Woman: You wouldn’t show up in court without having your case ironclad!

Man: But… those are all things you can lose at.
Woman: I know! Exactly! And I’m almost thirty!
Woman: I have come this far! I will not have this taken from me!

Man: I never knew that weddings were a cargo cult, where if you get something wrong with the napkins then God refuses to sanctify the union.
[[Woman is now crouching behind the table]]
Woman: Not God
Woman: EVERYBODY

{{header: till death do you WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt text: fine. wintergreen? how about custom packages of tic tacs? folks can rattle them when they want us to kiss! –JASON are you TRYING to give me a migraine}}

#759; And the Guests Never Notice transcribed by in

Man: But… those are all things you can lose at.
Woman: I know! Exactly! And I’m almost thirty!
Woman: I have come this far! I will not have this taken from me!

#759; And the Guests Never Notice transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.