Comic Transcripts

TEXT: Mr. Meanscary looks like a puppy butt
MR. MEANSCARY: Not by CHOICE! It’s GENETIC!

TEXT: His innocent appearance is for gobbling children up
MR. MEANSCARY: Aw, THIS old rumor again? I was never even THERE when that kid got eaten!
I was in PENSACOLA!

TEXT: He lured a baby off a cliff and waited open-mouthed for it
He ate a pair of twins and threw their bones into a tiger pit
MR. MEANSCARY: I NEVER did! It’s a vicious LIE being spread by my bitter ex-wife!
I can’t afford a TIGER PIT! I can’t afford ANY kind of pit!

TEXT: So stay close to your parents, lads and lasses, and obey;
Or Mr. M may add you to his menu for today.
MR. MEANSCARY: This is going to make it VERY hard to volunteer for the Kiwanis Club.

{{header: do good at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Mr. Meanscary would LIKE to give back to his community and foster civic engagement, if you people would just LET HIM}}

#746; There is No Sadder Creature transcribed by in

TEXT: Mr. Meanscary looks like a puppy butt
MR. MEANSCARY: Not by CHOICE! It’s GENETIC!

TEXT: His innocent appearance is for gobbling children up
MR. MEANSCARY: Aw, THIS old rumor again? I was never even THERE when that kid got eaten!
I was in PENSACOLA!

TEXT: He lured a baby off a cliff and waited open-mouthed for it
He ate a pair of twins and threw their bones into a tiger pit
MR. MEANSCARY: I NEVER did! It’s a vicious LIE being spread by my bitter ex-wife!
I can’t afford a TIGER PIT! I can’t afford ANY kind of pit!

TEXT: So stay close to your parents, lads and lasses, and obey;
Or Mr. M may add you to his menu for today.
MR. MEANSCARY: This is going to make it VERY hard to volunteer for the Kiwanis Club.

{{header: do good at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Mr. Meanscary would LIKE to give back to his community and foster civic engagement, if you people would just LET HIM}}

#746; There is No Sadder Creature transcribed by in

TEXT: Mr. Meanscary looks like a puppy butt
MR. MEANSCARY: Not by CHOICE! It's GENETIC!

TEXT: His innocent appearance is for gobbling children up
MR. MEANSCARY: Aw, THIS old rumor again? I was never even THERE when that kid got eaten!
I was in PENSACOLA!

TEXT: He lured a baby off a cliff and waited open-mouthed for it
He ate a pair of twins and threw their bones into a tiger pit
MR. MEANSCARY: I NEVER did! It's a vicious LIE being spread by my bitter ex-wife!
I can't afford a TIGER PIT! I can't afford ANY kind of pit!

TEXT: So stay close to your parents, lads and lasses, and obey;
Or Mr. M may add you to his menu for today.
MR. MEANSCARY: This is going to make it VERY hard to volunteer for the Kiwanis Club.

{{header: do good at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Mr. Meanscary would LIKE to give back to his community and foster civic engagement, if you people would just LET HIM}}

Mr. Meanscary would LIKE to give back to his community and foster civic engagement, if you people would just LET HIM

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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