Comic Transcripts

[[MANDY and her father see what appears to be a puppy’s hindquarters sticking out from behind a fence.]]
MANDY: Aw, lookit the puppy!
Let’s pet the little puppy!
FATHER: No! Mandy, that’s not a puppy.
That…is MR. MEANSCARY.

MANDY: It looks like a puppy butt!
FATHER: Mr. Meanscary is a murderous goblin that DISGUISES itself as a puppy butt to lure in children.

MANDY: What does he DO to children?
FATHER: Well, how do you think he got the NAME?
He’s the MEANEST goblin around! The SCARIEST monster in the whole world!
And he’s just WAITING for children to pet his puppy butt so he can BURN them alive and EAT THEIR ROASTED SKIN!

[[MR. MEANSCARY steps away from the fence.]]
MR. MEANSCARY: For your INFORMATION, my GRANDFATHER CHOSE this name on ELLIS ISLAND!

{{header: lie in wait for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: We came to this country to escape the terrible famine…the CHILD FAMINE}}

#745; The Deadliest Puppy Butt transcribed by in

[[MANDY and her father see what appears to be a puppy’s hindquarters sticking out from behind a fence.]]
MANDY: Aw, lookit the puppy!
Let’s pet the little puppy!
FATHER: No! Mandy, that’s not a puppy.
That…is MR. MEANSCARY.

MANDY: It looks like a puppy butt!
FATHER: Mr. Meanscary is a murderous goblin that DISGUISES itself as a puppy butt to lure in children.

MANDY: What does he DO to children?
FATHER: Well, how do you think he got the NAME?
He’s the MEANEST goblin around! The SCARIEST monster in the whole world!
And he’s just WAITING for children to pet his puppy butt so he can BURN them alive and EAT THEIR ROASTED SKIN!

[[MR. MEANSCARY steps away from the fence.]]
MR. MEANSCARY: For your INFORMATION, my GRANDFATHER CHOSE this name on ELLIS ISLAND!

{{header: lie in wait for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: We came to this country to escape the terrible famine…the CHILD FAMINE}}

#745; The Deadliest Puppy Butt transcribed by in

[[MANDY and her father see what appears to be a puppy's hindquarters sticking out from behind a fence.]]
MANDY: Aw, lookit the puppy!
Let's pet the little puppy!
FATHER: No! Mandy, that's not a puppy.
That...is MR. MEANSCARY.

MANDY: It looks like a puppy butt!
FATHER: Mr. Meanscary is a murderous goblin that DISGUISES itself as a puppy butt to lure in children.

MANDY: What does he DO to children?
FATHER: Well, how do you think he got the NAME?
He's the MEANEST goblin around! The SCARIEST monster in the whole world!
And he's just WAITING for children to pet his puppy butt so he can BURN them alive and EAT THEIR ROASTED SKIN!

[[MR. MEANSCARY steps away from the fence.]]
MR. MEANSCARY: For your INFORMATION, my GRANDFATHER CHOSE this name on ELLIS ISLAND!

{{header: lie in wait for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: We came to this country to escape the terrible famine...the CHILD FAMINE}}

We came to this country to escape the terrible famine...The CHILD FAMINE

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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