THIS SATURDAY: I’m in Long Beach, CA!


Photo by Keith May for the OC Weekly

This Saturday I’ll be at the Long Beach One-Day Comic Expo at the Long Beach Convention Center! This’ll be a great chance to experience, once again, the beauty and grandeur of the interior of the Long Beach Convention Center, one of the great marvels of 20th-century “Convention Center”-style architecture. Such soaring ceilings! Such concrete floors! Such strange acoustics. Such utilitarian angles.

I’m gonna make a special print to sell at this event. I just got a weird craving to do so. What’ll it be of? I don’t even know!

ALSO: I have officially been accepted into the Renegade Craft Fair in Austin, May 15-16! I’LL SEE YOU SUCKERS THERE. Suckers!

FINALLY: In the L.A. area but don’t want to go to the LBODCE for some reason? Recently my wife and I discovered the Rancho Park Archery Range, nestled deep into a strange corner of Rancho Park (a.k.a. Cheviot Hills Park) at Pico & Motor — right across from the Fox lot. Built in 1984 after the Los Angeles Olympics to promote the sport of archery, this is a free community archery range where you can just show up, check out a bow and some arrows, and go to town! There’s a Saturday-morning safety/instructions class (also free) that you have to attend first, but it’s super-fun and very informative. Then you can just come back whenever you want and shoot arrows! I cannot recommend this enough. A great way to spend a Saturday at the park.

WORK FOR ME

All right, it’s that time again — when I realize I’m trying to do way too much with way too few hours in the day, days in the week, and weeks in the metamorpho-cycle. I need your help. I am looking for the following:

FACEBOOK APP PROGRAMMER. I don’t know anything about programming Facebook apps. I made one once, but it only kind of works. I’d like to make something that posts the latest comic on your thing, and lets you share it with your Facebookfolks, and has a little excerpt of blog posts as well, and, you know, does all that. It can probably be built from my RSS. If you know how to build this, email me and bid a rate.

SPRING INTERN. I’d like someone to come into my office (in Venice, CA) once a week or so and help me with various projects! Duties will vary with your expertise but may involve scanning, inventory control, shipping, designing, web surfing, and helping me figure out my dang life. Meals will be provided each day! Ideally you are a student and can get some kind of class credit for this, but, you know, whatever. To apply, email me your resumé and a brief cover letter. If you’ve applied previously for this position, and you’re still interested, go ahead and re-submit.

I’ll probably have more opportunities later, but LET’S START WITH THIS. Thanks!

2010 Appearances UPDATE


(Flickr image from StevenCloud)

Thank you for all the kind suggestions and feedback on my last post! HERE ARE SOME UPDATES on all those prospects that seemed so uncertain, just days ago.

February 12-13: Bazaar Bizarre, Cleveland OH

For about ten seconds I seriously entertained the idea of making a mad last-second dash to Cleveland, just because I’ve never exhibited in the Midwest before and I’d like to try this show out. But then I looked into the price of airfare and had second thoughts. The Bazaar Bizarre event in Northern California (at Maker Faire) sounds much more doable. I’ll definitely try for that one!

★ February 20: Long Beach One Day Comic Expo, Long Beach CA

This is just a one-day event, an easy drive down from Los Angeles. It’ll probably be low-key, but I don’t see any real reason to skip it. SEE YOU THERE

★ May 15-16: Renegade Craft Fair, Austin TX

I’ve put in the application! It’s a juried show, so I don’t know for sure if I’ll be accepted, but you guys have gotten me pretty jazzed about it. I’ve always had fun in Austin before, and it’d be neat to go back for a two-day show. HERE’S HOPING

★ May 22-23: Bazaar Bizarre at Maker Faire, San Mateo CA

Another juried show, but I’ll definitely be applying and it’d be super neat to be able to exhibit at Maker Faire. I think for Renegade and this event both I’ll need to step up my game and bring some awesome hand-made items to the fore! WHAT COULD THEY BE??? Suggestions welcome! What would be a neat hand-made Wondermark item?

★ May 28-31: World Steam Expo, Dearborn MI (tentative)

A very kind invitation from Eli at the Ann Arbor District Library to do a talk has greatly changed the potential landscape for this trip, and pending talks with the show organizers, I hope to work this out. Exciting!

★ June 4-6: Heroes Con, Charlotte NC

I know Heroes is a great show — I attended a few years ago, and I’m friends with Dustin. I had fun; it just turned out to be a much more expensive trip than I’d anticipated, so I was unsure if I’d be able to do it again. However, I know that a ton of my webcomics colleagues will be in attendance this year, so I’m hoping a good crowd will come out and bathe me in their riches! I’ll keep my eyes & ears open for ways to save on travel and lodging (suggestions welcome), and it’ll all work out. LET’S GIVE IT A GO

June 18-20: SupaNova, Sydney Australia

I was pleased to see a spirited response to the suggestion of a trip Down Under, though I’m still not certain that this is the show for me. I am, however, tremendously intrigued by the World Science Fiction Convention, held September 2-6 in Melbourne — if I’d be coming halfway around the world, a five-day show would be a great reason to do so. And dealer tables are way cheaper than SupaNova! Again, travel and lodging will have to be carefully considered, and I suppose I should figure out some way to somehow tie myself into the world of science fiction, but this could be really fun! Maybe I can even finagle my way into giving a talk?

AUSSIES: If you’d like to see me at this show, feel free to pester them to invite me! (This goes for everyone, anywhere, at any show, to be honest.)

July 31-August 1: Pan-Kinetic Expo, Vallejo CA

This one is still a “maybe” for now. It sounds like a really neat event, and the organizers seem like good people… but it’s the week after the San Diego Comic-Con and I may be clinically dead. So we’ll see.

OTHER SUGGESTIONS FROM YOU:

May 14-16, The Steampunk World’s Fair, Piscataway NJ

If I end up going to Austin that weekend, I wouldn’t be able to make it to New Jersey. I also have a restraining order against New Jersey after an experience that still causes me recurrent nightmares.

July 1-4, CONvergence, St. Paul MN

I’d love to come to St. Paul! There’s clearly a huge circuit of sci-fi/fantasy/literary conventions that I’ve had very little experience with. I’m not sure I belong there, but dangit if I won’t try to figure out a way to horn my way in. I’ll work on developing a panel program/lecture so I can weasel my way into these events. CONvergence programming staff, go ahead, put me on a thing — I won’t disappoint. (Or, Minnesotans: email them.)

July 30-August 1, SpoCon, Spokane WA

This intrigues me too! I’ve actually been to Spokane several times (my mom was born there, believe it or not) though I think the last time may have been when I was 12. Again, not totally sure if I’d fit the bill, and of course this is the same weekend as the aforementioned Pan-Kinetic Expo, but I’ll entertain any reasonable invitation from any programming committee. Is that weird? I’m starting to see a lot of the same old-timers on the same old con circuit, and I can’t help myself from thinking “Geez, get a job, dude. How many things have you made vs. places you just keep showing up?” So I don’t want to become a con weirdo. But I do like to travel, and I do like to meet people, and I do like to do strange things in front of crowds. I’m getting more excited by this lecture idea all the time. What would I talk about?

October 16-17, Armageddon Expo, Melbourne Australia

That weekend’s already spoken for, but heck if I lived in Melbourne I’d totally go to this. Poking around the website reveals sister shows in New Zealand, and after a brief burst of excitement that perhaps one might coincide with the aforementioned World Science Fiction Convention, I realized I wouldn’t be able to make it to either the Wellington or the Christchurch event. SORRY KIWIS. But I will see you sometime I hope!

September sometime, Mountain-Con, Salt Lake City UT

Hmm. I’ve already said I like traveling, and I enjoyed Utah the one time I was there, but this might be stretching a bit. No offense, Mountain-Con! If I was in the intermountain area I’d definitely consider it.

July 17-24, Circus City Festival, Peru IN

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2010 Appearance Schedule (I need your help!)


(Flickr image from oceanyamaha)

It’s somehow February already, and it’s high time to figure out where I’ll be hauling my miserable carcass to over the coming months. I really love traveling to comic conventions and other events, and it’s an essential part of my business as well — so besides looking forward to the regular shows every year, I’ve always got my eyes peeled for new and fun venues to exhibit at.

Below is my tentative list of 2010 appearances: the titles in green are confirmed, while the titles in red are under consideration. Each trip is a pretty serious undertaking, involving travel and lodging and so on, so I try to get a pretty good idea in advance (as much as possible) of whether it’ll be a decent show before I commit.

Which is why I’d love your help! The shows in red are ones I either don’t know that much about, or am not sure if it’s right for my stuff, or don’t know if it’d be worth the trip business-wise. Really, I’d just love to get an idea of whether anybody would come.

You guys are collectively much smarter than me.  If you have any thoughts about the shows listed in red (positive or negative), would like to pipe up to represent a local perspective, or would like to suggest a show I may have missed, please do so in the comments!

February 12-13: Bazaar Bizarre, Cleveland OH nope

February 20: Long Beach One Day Comic Expo, Long Beach CA

March 13-14: Emerald City Comicon, Seattle

March 26-28: Comicpalooza, Houston TX (tentative)

April 2-4: WonderCon, San Francisco

April 10-11: MoCCA Art Festival, New York City

April 16-18: Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo

April 24-25: Los Angeles Times Festival of Books

April 30-May 1: ROFLCon, Cambridge MA (tentative)

May 8-9: Toronto Comic Arts Festival

May 15-16: Renegade Craft Fair, Austin TX

May 22-23: Bazaar Bizarre at Maker Faire, San Mateo CA

May 28-31: World Steam Expo, Dearborn MI

June 4-6: Heroes Con, Charlotte NC

June 18-20: SupaNova, Sydney Australia

July 21-25: San Diego Comic-Con

July 31-August 1: Pan-Kinetic Expo, Vallejo CA

September 11-12: Small Press Expo, Bethesda MD

October 16-17: Alternative Press Expo, San Francisco

November 6-7: New England Webcomics Weekend, Easthampton MA

November 19-21: SteamCon, Seattle

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Two Wondermark-esque videos

Here’s a neat Wondermark-style video made to dramatize a  radio sketch from the BBC comedy show That Mitchell & Webb Sound:

(direct YouTube link)

And rarely has my email lit up like it did upon the release of this video for the Ramona Falls song “I Say Fever”:

(direct YouTube link)

Quite striking, and quite worth a watch!

BONUS THIRD VIDEO: TEA RAP

(direct YouTube link)