You're suggesting that HEADSTABBERS UNIVERSITY, a midseason-replacement spinoff show conceived expressly to draft off the brand recognition of the famous franchise but feature mostly younger, lower-priced actors with only token cameos from the more famous and more expensive core franchise cast, and which seems to be painstakingly written to justify reusing extensive special effects footage from previous seasons of its parent show is, what?? Garbage???

Three days left for EMERGENCY BEARD!

I’m pleased to announce that my Emergency Beard shirt has hit its funding goal, which means that it’ll be printed for sure! If you were hanging back, waiting to see if it would, in fact, become a real thing, I have good news: it will!

I’ve also made Bella ladies’ versions available. I didn’t at first because I couldn’t figure out how, but then I figured it out. So now you can get either a mens/unisex cut, or a relaxed ladies’ cut, or both, or ten of each. Maybe you have a team? I don’t judge.

The shirt will only be available through this Thursday afternoon, so if you’d like one, grab it now! UPDATE: It’s over, thanks everyone! We may add it to the regular TopatoCo store later, but if we do, it wouldn’t be until after the New Year at the earliest. And by then, beards may be outlawed :O

Cocoapotrace and the Emergency Beard: A Case Study

One of the graphic design tools that I use almost every day is a little free program called Cocoapotrace, which is a Mac port of an open-source program called Potrace.

So far as I can tell, the downloadable program lives on a Japanese Geocities page, and every time I think about updating my version of OS X, I’m terrified that it’ll break the program’s compatibility and I’ll be up a creek. I’ve made the decision multiple times in the past that a working version of Cocoapotrace is worth more to me on a day-to-day helpfulness basis than all the other features of a new OS.

Luckily, it’s only broken for me once in the past few years, and it seems that random helpful people are continuing to update it. Here’s another possible source for an OS X version. (Disclaimer: I haven’t tried the download to see if it works.)

So what does Cocoapotrace do that makes it so valuable? Simple: it converts bitmap images into vectors. In this way it’s similar to Illustrator’s Live Trace function, but it’s way simpler and in my opinion, more powerful. It only works in 1-color (it generates black-only EPS files), but that’s still a very useful thing.

Here’s an example of how I used it just today! BACKSTORY: My wife sent me this text message:

As I explained on Tumblr this afternoon, as soon as I got the initial text, I thought “Hmm, this design would totally be doable!”

After some Google due diligence, I opened up Illustrator to make the basic design, since I knew I’d want to deliver it as a vector file:

Then I drew the beard in Photoshop, and saved it as a black & white PNG to vectorize in Cocoapotrace:

This allowed me to place the beard into Illustrator as a vector element:

Now everything’s in Illustrator, but it’s a bunch of separate objects and I want to create a single EPS file containing just the white portions. There are a lot of clever ways to do this, but here’s how I did it. First, I took a super-big screenshot — yes, a screenshot! — of the entire composed design.

Since I know Cocoapotrace will save dark or black areas, and discard white or light areas, I opened the screenshot in Photoshop and converted the white areas to black, and the red areas to white:

Then I opened up a stock grungy texture, overlaid it on the black areas, and saved as PNG. I then put this file into Cocoapotrace to generate a new vector version of the final composed design that includes the texture.

Now I have a super-sharp EPS file that’s all a single vector object, but that still contains all the elements of my original composition. All my screenshots and raster images were hi-res enough that they converted to vectors cleanly without any aliasing. Cocoapotrace is amazingly good at generating extremely high fidelity vectors.

I opened the EPS in Illustrator, converted the black areas to white, and saved! That became my final design file.

If you’d like a copy of the actual shirt, I’m doing a one-week pre-order only through October 31 — and it’ll only be printed at all if we can sell 60 copies. Here’s where to get it! Updated to add: This shirt is now available from TopatoCo.

The final composite file is no longer easily editable, but I still have my original Illustrator file in case I need to make changes, and it’s a simple matter to run things through Cocoapotrace again.

I’ve found variants of this overall technique to be extraordinarily helpful in a variety of graphic design projects. Since vector images are infinitely scalable, when placed in things like book design files, they can guarantee a super-crisp print in a way that even high-resolution grayscale images can’t.

For example: I downloaded a digitized old magazine at web-resolution, cleaned up an advertisement in Photoshop, and then vectorized the resulting design. This was for a page of my book Dapper Caps & Pedal-Copters.

In the early printings of my first book, The Annotated Wondermark, I used scans of old line drawings as section headers, an example of which is below. You can see how it printed decently, but the dot pattern is evident to the eye. For the later printings, I vectorized all these elements so they’d print more crisply.

You can even vectorize text — with Cocoapotrace in your back pocket, you can feel free to do heavy Photoshop effects to text. Sometimes flattening to a high-resolution raster file and vectorizing gives you more interesting results than trying to mimic the same effects in Illustrator or InDesign. Vectorizing raster text + images together can also make the different graphic elements look more unified.

Here’s the difference between the “advertisements” pages from the hardcover and paperback printings of my book Beards of our Forefathers — for the former, the entire page was laid out as a raster element (oh, my naïveté), but in the reprint, it’s all vectorized. I even love how the vectorized text is slightly irregular; it makes it look more vintage.

When I laid out the first Questionable Content book, I even vectorized one of Jeph’s line drawings of Pint-Size for use as a design element:

For Machine of Death, any art that came in as a 1-color bitmap, I also vectorized to be sure it would print as crisply as possible — such as this illustration by Roger Langridge for the story “PRISON KNIFE FIGHT”:

And believe it or not, even the line drawings on my book covers are all vectors generated by Cocoapotrace:

Despite the fact that it can only convert 1-color images, it’s one of the most useful programs on my computer, and it’s tiny, lightweight, and free. If you do any graphic design work that moves between raster and vectors, I highly recommend checking it out! Cocoapotrace / Potrace

And hey! You can order your own Emergency Beard shirt on TeeSpring! Available only through October 31! Now available from TopatoCo!

A new Piranhamoose-O’Lantern

Check out this great Piranhamoose-O’Lantern from reader Sarah Z., who says “I was inspired by last year’s piranhamoose-o-lanterns!”

By which, of course, she means THESE.

I’m not a very skilled pumpkin-carver myself, but here’s the one I made this year:

It was at my wife’s work, where lots of people from the office made their own! I liked this one best, from one of her co-workers:

It looks like it’s saying “sssshhhhhsffffftttttt”

Just imagine that outside your window right now.

Real faint, but in a quiet moment, distinct:

sssshhhhhsffffftttttt

Free short story on Kindle: “The Druggist” by Todd Croak-Falen

My friend Todd Croak-Falen has written a creepy short story for Halloween! It’s called “The Druggist”:

It’s been five years since Eric Halman’s young daughter was drugged and kidnapped by a man who stalks his victims only on Halloween. Since then he’s made it his life’s mission to do what the police can’t seem to do — capture this predator.

Dark and disturbing, “The Druggist” will infect your psyche and stay with you well after you’re done reading.

The story is available right now for FREE Kindle download! It’s only free through Wednesday, October 23 — after that it goes back to the regular price of 99¢. Download it, read it, be creeped out.

BONUS LINK: Max Mitenkov did the cover art! Check out more great artwork on his site.

BONUS BONUS LINK: Longtime readers may recognize Todd’s name — he was also the co-writer and producer of my spy film Expendable. Which, if you haven’t seen it, IS RIGHT HERE:

And which is available on DVD, with bonus features, here.

We made this film…geez, almost six years ago! Before the Stallone movie(s) of the similar names. Anyway if any HOLLYWOOD BIGWIGS want to buy our feature-length screenplay version of the same concept (it’s basically a James Bond movie from the perspective of the supervillain’s anonymous henchmen)…just, y’know, email me.

New books! Discount shirts! GOOD THINGS

Clearance alert! The following shirts are currently DISCOUNTED TO MOVE:

Awesome Piranhamoose Shirt

Bibliophibian Shirt

Bibliophibian Onesie — in sizes for babies 6–24 months

All those things are $15 each while sizes and supplies last! Plus you can get ANOTHER five bucks off when you order any three shirts at once. It’s AUTOMATIC due to COMPUTERS

Here are some other nice things you can add to your order:

Beard Measuring Shirt

I Believe Hoodie — featuring glow-in-the-dark ink

Unparsable Symbols Shirt

Or any of this other great stuff!

Six months ago, back in April, Wondermark celebrated its ten-year anniversary. I didn’t mention it at the time, because I felt it deserved a long writeup of some sort, or some thoughtful reminiscence, an introspective look back at a decade of doing this.

But it turned out to be an incredibly busy six months! Making the Machine of Death game and releasing This Is How You Die, as well as a variety of side projects, have kept me pleasantly occupied.

I felt bad because I didn’t even mark the passing of the anniversary, and then I didn’t come back to talk about it, and now here it is six months later and still, not a peep. But I figure that’s okay, because I am busy. That’s what I want, that’s my goal: to be constantly busy making things.

So the fact that I felt too busy to sit down and write a long nostalgic post about the days when I sat around on my couch and fumbled my way through making a few early comics and posting them online is itself the point. I’ve come a long way and it’s continually getting more interesting. I’m glad to be busy; it’s a sign that things are working.

Still! One thing I want to discuss is this: As you may know, a few years ago I released a series of three books with Dark Horse Comics. They’re lovely hardcover collections of Wondermark strips, each with quite a bit of extra exclusive content as well. The first, Beards of our Forefathers, was even nominated for the Eisner Award for “Best Humor Publication.” How about that!

Well, the hardcover edition of Beards has long since sold through its entire printing, and the second volume, Clever Tricks to Stave Off Death, is just a handful of copies away from doing so as well.

So, with permission from Dark Horse, I’ve reissued both volumes in lovely full-color paperback, complete with a new spot-gloss treatment on the spine:

Beards of our Forefathers – Paperback

Clever Tricks to Stave Off Death – Paperback

And they’re available right now!

If you already know how neat these books are, well, these new inexpensive editions make great gifts. And if you haven’t checked them out yet, I’m pleased to say that for the tenth anniversary of Wondermark, each book is only ten bucks.

Thanks for your support!


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