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[[Two gentlemen, BIFF and ALEJANDRO, are seated in a drawing room.]]
BIFF: …and I’ve also converted all of my zeppelins to run on earwax.
BIFF: Our company is now totally petroleum independent.
ALEJANDRO: Oh? You’ve also cut out plastics? Every year in this country, plastic manufacturing uses three times as much petroleum as vehicle-fuel refining.

BIFF: Oh my word. Really?
ALEJANDRO: I dunno, I just made it up.
ALEJANDRO: But I bet I could make a mint selling “plastic offset credits” over at Whole Foods.

{{header: burn baby burn at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: excuse me, ma’am? after watching your behavior in the parking lot, i thought you might be interested in one of these ‘crazy psycho offset cards’}}

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[[Two gentlemen, BIFF and ALEJANDRO, are seated in a drawing room.]]
BIFF: ...and I've also converted all of my zeppelins to run on earwax.
BIFF: Our company is now totally petroleum independent.
ALEJANDRO: Oh? You've also cut out plastics? Every year in this country, plastic manufacturing uses three times as much petroleum as vehicle-fuel refining.

BIFF: Oh my word. Really?
ALEJANDRO: I dunno, I just made it up.
ALEJANDRO: But I bet I could make a mint selling "plastic offset credits" over at Whole Foods.

{{header: burn baby burn at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: excuse me, ma'am? after watching your behavior in the parking lot, i thought you might be interested in one of these 'crazy psycho offset cards'}}

excuse me, ma'am? after watching your behavior in the parking lot, i thought you might be interested in one of these 'crazy psycho offset cards'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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