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Interactive text & audio version of the THIS IS HOW YOU DIE story “YOUR CHOICE”

This image is by Graham Annable, and it’s from our new Machine of Death collection, THIS IS HOW YOU DIE (which is out now!) It illustrates a story by Richard Salter called “YOUR CHOICE.”

It’s a choose-your-own-path story, so we thought it’d be neat to put it up as an interactive website! You can read and click on links to choose your path, AND we’ve gotten special permission from the publisher to include the audiobook narration as well — so if you prefer, you can let the website read to you. WHAT A FUTURE WE LIVE IN

(If you like this story, and haven’t picked up the book yet, we’ve got a bunch more free excerpts for you to check out as well.)

“Big ups” to Ryan for adapting his To Be or Not To Be choose-your-own-path program for this story!

CLICK…AND READ. OR LISTEN. EITHER IS FINE.

Hope you enjoy!

MORE of the ‘Littlest Butt’ set to music!

Previously, I featured Max Martin’s take on the Littlest Butt song. It’s great! And now, here are EVEN MORE takes (shall we call them “covers”?) of the song:

ADAM PROCTOR WRITES:

I hope this missive finds you in good health. After being inspired by your deeply moving, heartwarming lyrics concerning miniscule buttocks, I was unable to restrain myself from recording an a capella rendition of the song; I have taken the liberty of adding four additional couplets to the lyrics. My sole regret is having forgotten to record the line in the alternative text. I have included an empeethree recording of what will surely be the anthem of the age. [MP3 link]

AND ANOTHER, FROM LUSIPURR:

Over at Lusipurr.com we put our Music Director on notice when the Little Tiny Butt comic went live, and I’m happy to report that he finished the job this morning: [MP3 link]

Sad to hear that we’ve been pipped to the post by someone else, but I suppose there is always room in the world for more buttmusik.

MORE. BUTTMUSIK. INDEED.

This is great. This is the best thing ever. Thanks to you all!

SMALL PRESS EXPO ALERT: I’m in Bethesda, Maryland this weekend for the Small Press Expo! Come hang out, get a Roll-a-Sketch, or maybe even play a demo round of the Machine of Death card game!

Thanks as well to everyone who sent in Sketch Rescue pictures — I’m putting together the Roll-a-Sketch book collection now and will have your PDF sent to you when it’s ready!

ESS PEE ECKS. It sounds way less appealing when you write it out that way. But it’s a great time, honest! YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE ME

I WANT THAT ESS PEE ECKS

Check out: Lavatory Self-Portraits in the Flemish Style

Greetings from above the Pacific Ocean! I’m on my way to Hong Kong to visit the factory where the Machine of Death games are being produced. I’m very excited to visit a new continent…see many new things…experience a new culture…But so far I have seen the inside of an airplane. For a really long time.

This does, however, remind me of one of my favorite things ever: Nina Katchadourian’s photo series “Lavatory Self-Portraits in the Flemish Style”:

While in the lavatory on a domestic flight in March 2010, I spontaneously put a tissue paper toilet cover seat cover over my head and took a picture in the mirror using my cellphone. The image evoked 15th-century Flemish portraiture. I decided to add more images made in this mode and planned to take advantage of a long-haul flight from San Francisco to Auckland, guessing that there were likely to be long periods of time when no one was using the lavatory on the 14-hour flight. I made several forays to the bathroom from my aisle seat, and by the time we landed I had a large group of new photographs entitled Lavatory Self-Portraits in the Flemish Style.

I cannot express how much I love these pictures. Here’s the full gallery.

I also think it’s interesting to explore what makes them so great (in my opinion):

• It’s a funny concept at heart

• It’s well-executed — the limitations (cell phone camera, bad lighting) are part of the charm, and in fact, contribute to the aesthetic. They are germane to the central idea.

• It’s a novel concept. I don’t know if anyone did this before Ms. Katchadourian, but even if they had, I think it’s fair to assume that her unique body of experience, throughout the course of her life leading up to this moment, led her to have this idea in a way that nobody else in the world did.

I think that, as a concept, is really interesting. I talked about this and related topics in podcast interview with Glenn Fleishman for his show The New Disruptors. You can listen to it here.

I think this it was a pretty good interview — it goes into a lot of detail about my background and education and things I did before I got into comics (if you’re interested in that). I don’t know that I have a lot of Big. Profound. Ideas. about art or entrepreneurship or the Internet or whatever, but I do have anecdotal evidence just from doing this for a decade now, and I do have guiding principles that have become so simply by being consistent elements in the things I end up finding myself doing. I guess I’ve backed into having a set of principles by holding up all the things I do anyway and seeing where they overlap. That, I suppose, is the core stuff I believe in.

One example is the idea that everyone, every single person, has a unique suite of skills and experiences. We’ve all had different jobs, different types of education, different upbringing, different interests, different media consumption. You and I may overlap in some of those areas, but not in all.

So you will naturally be led to do certain types of things. Your skills will alchemize in ways unique to you. You are thus qualified to do certain things — new things, unique things — that other people are not.

Similarly, you may have trouble trying to do exactly what someone else is doing…because their experiences, the variables they plugged into the equation of life, produced a certain answer, and your variables may be different.

I find this is a helpful way to think when I look at my friends and colleagues, or people I admire, and marvel at something they do well. I’m blessed to have a lot of talented, funny friends, and sometimes I wish I could do some of the things that they do — and sometimes I try, and I stretch myself, and I experiment. Which is great.

But I also find myself drawn, enthusiastically, magnetically, to the things that only I could come up with. And those are the things I will execute best, because they are made for my set of skills. This is not a coincidence: I only even considered them, invented them, conceived of them, realized they were possible, because that thing clicks in my head. I have built, over the course of my life, a receptor for that specific idea to land in. We are all radio dials, and over time, we learn to tune into the stations, the ideas, that are transmitting to us specifically.

We can try to tune in other stations too — by imitating other people, who are doing things suited to their set of experiences — but those signals may not come in as clearly, and the result will have less fidelity. I’d never, ever have thought of Lavatory Self-Portraits in the Flemish Style, but I’m super glad that Ms. Katchadourian did, because I got to see it, and got to add “seeing that” to my own set of experiences. It will jumble together with my experience in Hong Kong and my experience making a game and my experience doing comics and my experience writing this post, and something new may come of it all, later.

When it does, it will be a thing of my own, just as your things will be things of your own, speaking specifically to you. And we will share them with one another, weaving a web of our creations back and forth, and in this way, we will break down and rebuild and create that ghostly thing called “culture.”

Musical rendition of ‘Littlest Butt’

I am pleased to share that Max Martin has set last week’s comic about the Littlest Butt to music. He even wrote new lyrics to fill it out to full song length! Enjoy even more rhyming couplets about a really small butt!

Max did not share this video with me. It is annotated “First draft, couple errors, low quality.” You cannot hide from me, Max. I have Google. When Google tells me that someone has uploaded a song about the littlest butt, then I am going to click on it and watch it and by George, I’m going to post it on my website.

LITTLE BUTT MUSICIANS EVERYWHERE: YOU ARE ON NOTICE

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PAX Prime attendees! If you’re in Seattle this weekend for PAX, well, so am I! Come say hello and check out a demo of the Machine of Death game! I am imprisoned within the huge black obelisk reading “CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY” on the side. It is the new name of my game, I hope that isn’t already taken.

New video premiering next week at the Web Show Show!

Here is a special message for my Los Angeles-area pals! I have a new Wondermark animated video premiering as part of a comedy show NEXT WEEK — TUESDAY AUGUST 27.

You may remember about a year ago, when I played around with making some Wondermark-styled puppet videos. For example, this one.

(Which is an adaptation of this Wondermark strip.) Or, this video

Which is about GHOSTS!!!

NOW. I have continued to play around with this technique, and I’m pleased to report that I have a NEW VIDEO that will be premiering as part of a video showcase called The Web Show Show at the Westside Comedy Theater in Santa Monica on Tuesday night at 8pm!

Here is a sneak peek:

I’ll post the full video online afterward, but it’s so great to see stuff like this with a crowd! Come join us for the show in Santa Monica, if you can.


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