[[BLORNSWORTH slumps exhausted against a chair while CRANDIBLE lounges with his feet up.]]

BLORNSWORTH: Whoooffff. I just ate an entire jumbo bag of chips and I do NOT feel good about it
CRANDIBLE: Let me know if THIS makes you feel any better...

CRANDIBLE: Imagine all the loose chips from that jumbo bag.
CRANDIBLE: Now imagine them all mashed up into a SOLID LUMP of salt and carbs.

CRANDIBLE: How BIG would that lump be? ALL the chips in one giant mass?
CRANDIBLE: That's INSIDE you now. That's in your GUTS. That's what YOU put in there.

BLORNSWORTH (despairingly): That does NOT, in fact, make me feel better.
CRANDIBLE: I didn't think it would!

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#1584; In which a Potato is compacted

  — April 8th, 2026

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[[BLORNSWORTH slumps exhausted against a chair while CRANDIBLE lounges with his feet up.]]

BLORNSWORTH: Whoooffff. I just ate an entire jumbo bag of chips and I do NOT feel good about it
CRANDIBLE: Let me know if THIS makes you feel any better…

CRANDIBLE: Imagine all the loose chips from that jumbo bag.
CRANDIBLE: Now imagine them all mashed up into a SOLID LUMP of salt and carbs.

CRANDIBLE: How BIG would that lump be? ALL the chips in one giant mass?
CRANDIBLE: That’s INSIDE you now. That’s in your GUTS. That’s what YOU put in there.

BLORNSWORTH (despairingly): That does NOT, in fact, make me feel better.
CRANDIBLE: I didn’t think it would!

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#1584; In which a Potato is compacted transcribed by Comic Transcript AuthorsDavid Malki ! in

Drawing: napkin comics #2

we are okay tippers

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Napkin Comics #2 was drawn in a diner in New Jersey, on the way to (or from?) a visit to the Storm King sculpture park. That’s Chris driving, Colleen in the passenger seat, and me dozing in the back with my talkative, multilingual GPS. Some navigator I turned out to be.

Submission: hypercolor hyperverse

we're #2, we're #2

by Sylvia, who says, “I am in the habit of drawing in the margins, and often right over the top of my notes in class.  Usually, I have different colored pens and at least one or two highlighters on hand.  Here are the results.”


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