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SIMA: Got those Christmas cards done yet?
YOUSEF: Not quite. I got tired of licking envelopes. So instead I’ve been developing meat-flavored envelope glue…figure I’ll put this freeloader to work a bit.
LUCILLE (a dog): HRRRR HRRR

SIMA: Is this one of those schemes that takes more trouble to implement than the thing you’re trying to avoid doing?
YOUSEF: No, this is one of those schemes that makes us RICH. Dog owners are a huge, gullible market.

SIMA: That’s exactly what you said about “dog pogs.”
YOUSEF: I still have no idea why that didn’t take off. Dog pogs should’ve been THE hot item of 2005.

{{header: man’s best friend is WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: there must be a gentleman’s agreement between envelope manufacturers to make their glues taste uniformly like ass}}

#364; In which Cards are licked transcribed by in

SIMA: Got those Christmas cards done yet?
YOUSEF: Not quite. I got tired of licking envelopes. So instead I've been developing meat-flavored envelope glue...figure I'll put this freeloader to work a bit.
LUCILLE (a dog): HRRRR HRRR

SIMA: Is this one of those schemes that takes more trouble to implement than the thing you're trying to avoid doing?
YOUSEF: No, this is one of those schemes that makes us RICH. Dog owners are a huge, gullible market.

SIMA: That's exactly what you said about "dog pogs."
YOUSEF: I still have no idea why that didn't take off. Dog pogs should've been THE hot item of 2005.

{{header: man's best friend is WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: there must be a gentleman's agreement between envelope manufacturers to make their glues taste uniformly like ass}}

there must be a gentleman's agreement between envelope manufacturers to make their glues taste uniformly like ass

#364; In which Cards are licked

  — December 21st, 2007

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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