Comic Transcripts

TITLE: Emmy & the Eggs

[[Emmy & the Eggs is hand-drawn, in white, orange, and black.]]

[[On a dark October night, a full moon shines down on a pumpkin patch. The silhouette of a dark horse rises from the ground over the patch, blocking the sky.]]

[[In a normal small-town house, young EMMY and her brother JEFF carve jack-o-lanterns.]]

JEFF: Your pumpkin sucks, Emmy!

[[Emmy’s jack-o-lantern has a crude, lopsided smile, while Jeff has carved an angry frown.]]

EMMY: I’m making mine a nice one.

JEFF: Whatever! Your funeral!

JEFF: Don’t come screaming to me…when the NIGHT MARE takes you away!

[[Emmy cringes in horror.]]

JEFF: Don’t you know WHY we carve pumpkins?

[[Jeff narrates his fable while the tale is illustrated.]]

JEFF: The god created the first horses to ride around in heaven. And two of them…fell in love.

[[The two horses frolic in the clouds.]]

JEFF: The stallion’s name was DAY and the mare’s name was NIGHT.

JEFF: But the King of Daylight refused to let them be together.

[[THE KING OF DAYLIGHT, a bearded god, points a chastising finger at the equine couple and glares at NIGHT.]]

JEFF: He buried Night deep underground, way underneath the crust of the earth so Day couldn’t find her.

[[Night plunges into a lava-filled cleft in the earth and lies in the deep magma.]]

JEFF: But Night still loved Day. And she managed to send some tiny pieces of herself back to the surface.

[[Spherical bubbles of lava emerge from the ground, quivering, and then harden into pumpkins. DAY, the white stallion, sniffs a pumpkin.]]

SFX: sniff

[[Day’s eyes enlarge in amazement.]]

DAY: (thinking) My…my LOVE!

[[In silhouette, against a full moon, Day makes passionate love to the pumpkin.]]

[[Back at the table, Emmy stares in shock at the confident Jeff.]]

JEFF: …And that’s where horses come from.

[[With growing horror, Emmy looks at the pumpkin guts on the table.]]

EMMY: Pumpkins are…

JEFF: HORSE EGGS, dummy!

[[Emmy stares, appalled, at her filthy carving knife. She imagines the jack-o-lantern in Jeff’s hands splitting open and a gooey, blind, hatchling horse emerging!]]

CAPTION: To be Continued…!

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: “Emmy & the Eggs”, Part 1 transcribed by in

TITLE: Emmy & the Eggs

[[Emmy & the Eggs is hand-drawn, in white, orange, and black.]]

[[On a dark October night, a full moon shines down on a pumpkin patch. The silhouette of a dark horse rises from the ground over the patch, blocking the sky.]]

[[In a normal small-town house, young EMMY and her brother JEFF carve jack-o-lanterns.]]

JEFF: Your pumpkin sucks, Emmy!

[[Emmy's jack-o-lantern has a crude, lopsided smile, while Jeff has carved an angry frown.]]

EMMY: I'm making mine a nice one.

JEFF: Whatever! Your funeral!

JEFF: Don't come screaming to me...when the NIGHT MARE takes you away!

[[Emmy cringes in horror.]]

JEFF: Don't you know WHY we carve pumpkins?

[[Jeff narrates his fable while the tale is illustrated.]]

JEFF: The god created the first horses to ride around in heaven. And two of them...fell in love.

[[The two horses frolic in the clouds.]]

JEFF: The stallion's name was DAY and the mare's name was NIGHT.

JEFF: But the King of Daylight refused to let them be together.

[[THE KING OF DAYLIGHT, a bearded god, points a chastising finger at the equine couple and glares at NIGHT.]]

JEFF: He buried Night deep underground, way underneath the crust of the earth so Day couldn't find her.

[[Night plunges into a lava-filled cleft in the earth and lies in the deep magma.]]

JEFF: But Night still loved Day. And she managed to send some tiny pieces of herself back to the surface.

[[Spherical bubbles of lava emerge from the ground, quivering, and then harden into pumpkins. DAY, the white stallion, sniffs a pumpkin.]]

SFX: sniff

[[Day's eyes enlarge in amazement.]]

DAY: (thinking) My...my LOVE!

[[In silhouette, against a full moon, Day makes passionate love to the pumpkin.]]

[[Back at the table, Emmy stares in shock at the confident Jeff.]]

JEFF: ...And that's where horses come from.

[[With growing horror, Emmy looks at the pumpkin guts on the table.]]

EMMY: Pumpkins are...

JEFF: HORSE EGGS, dummy!

[[Emmy stares, appalled, at her filthy carving knife. She imagines the jack-o-lantern in Jeff's hands splitting open and a gooey, blind, hatchling horse emerging!]]

CAPTION: To be Continued...!

KC Green and I have teamed up to bring you this super-duper Halloween special story! It runs in three parts: today, tomorrow and HALLOWEEN ITSELF.

I wrote the story and KC drew the crap out of it. We’ll also give Jeffrey Rowland an Associate Producer credit for urging us to take what was a jokey conversation and turn it into REAL COMICS. Hope you like it!!

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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