Comic Transcripts

Bruce Wayne: The city is being overrun by criminals, Alfred. I have the power to make a difference.

Alfred: Indeed, Master Bruce. It’s so wonderful of you to wish to bring your considerable wealth and resources to bear on such a vital issue. A principled public stance will surely impress the importance of the matter onto your colleagues in the business world.

Alfred: Plus, of course, the plain fact that you are one of the cleverest men I have ever known. I’m sure you will make great strides in tackling this social ill. Will you go so far as to involve yourself in city government? Or perhaps set up an early childhood education program in poverty-stricken neighborhoods?

Bruce Wayne: I want to dress in a bat costume and punch individual muggers. Wait! No!
Alfred: Haha, sir, I was about to say–
Bruce Wayne: First I have to build a weird car.

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Bruce Wayne: The city is being overrun by criminals, Alfred. I have the power to make a difference.

Alfred: Indeed, Master Bruce. It’s so wonderful of you to wish to bring your considerable wealth and resources to bear on such a vital issue. A principled public stance will surely impress the importance of the matter onto your colleagues in the business world.

Alfred: Plus, of course, the plain fact that you are one of the cleverest men I have ever known. I’m sure you will make great strides in tackling this social ill. Will you go so far as to involve yourself in city government? Or perhaps set up an early childhood education program in poverty-stricken neighborhoods?

Bruce Wayne: I want to dress in a bat costume and punch individual muggers. Wait! No!
Alfred: Haha, sir, I was about to say–
Bruce Wayne: First I have to build a weird car.

{{header: assume the mantle of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: ‘Of course, sir. I’ll have some muggers brought round.’}}

#939; A Knight is Technically an Aristocrat transcribed by in

Bruce Wayne: The city is being overrun by criminals, Alfred. I have the power to make a difference.

Alfred: Indeed, Master Bruce. It's so wonderful of you to wish to bring your considerable wealth and resources to bear on such a vital issue. A principled public stance will surely impress the importance of the matter onto your colleagues in the business world.

Alfred: Plus, of course, the plain fact that you are one of the cleverest men I have ever known. I'm sure you will make great strides in tackling this social ill. Will you go so far as to involve yourself in city government? Or perhaps set up an early childhood education program in poverty-stricken neighborhoods?

Bruce Wayne: I want to dress in a bat costume and punch individual muggers. Wait! No!
Alfred: Haha, sir, I was about to say--
Bruce Wayne: First I have to build a weird car.

{{header: assume the mantle of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: 'Of course, sir. I'll have some muggers brought round.'}}

'Of course, sir. I'll have some muggers brought round.'

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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