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[[Two people sit on chairs in a home, a music playing device of some sort visible behind them.]]

JORELLE: Jorban, can you turn on some soft Christmas music?
JORBAN: Sure, I can find a streaming channel

[[The soft sounds of ‘O Holy Night’ fill the air.]]

JORELLE: Ahhh…that’s nice and relaxing.

[[The music gives way to a commercial at top volume, bowling them both out of their seats]]

RING IN THE NEW YEAR DOWN AND DIRTY WITH TOPLESS VODKA’S FULL-BREASTED FRIDAYS! COMING TO A SPORTS BAR NEAR YOU! SIX POINT NINE PIECES OF CHICKEN AND A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST FOR TEN COLD HARD SMACKEROONIES. CLICK THIS AD OR VISIT TOPLESS VODKA DOT BOOB FOR TOUR DATES! please drink responsibly

[[The two peek out from behind the furniture as the channel resumes the music with ‘Away in a Manger’]]

JORBAN: Just have the free plan.
JORELLE: I gathered

{{header: silent night, WONDERMARK.COM}}

#1579; In which Music is enjoyed transcribed by in

[[Two people sit on chairs in a home, a music playing device of some sort visible behind them.]]

JORELLE: Jorban, can you turn on some soft Christmas music?
JORBAN: Sure, I can find a streaming channel

[[The soft sounds of 'O Holy Night' fill the air.]]

JORELLE: Ahhh...that's nice and relaxing.

[[The music gives way to a commercial at top volume, bowling them both out of their seats]]

RING IN THE NEW YEAR DOWN AND DIRTY WITH TOPLESS VODKA'S FULL-BREASTED FRIDAYS! COMING TO A SPORTS BAR NEAR YOU! SIX POINT NINE PIECES OF CHICKEN AND A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST FOR TEN COLD HARD SMACKEROONIES. CLICK THIS AD OR VISIT TOPLESS VODKA DOT BOOB FOR TOUR DATES! please drink responsibly

[[The two peek out from behind the furniture as the channel resumes the music with 'Away in a Manger']]

JORBAN: Just have the free plan.
JORELLE: I gathered

{{header: silent night, WONDERMARK.COM}}

just 'topless dot boob' was already taken

#1579; In which Music is enjoyed

  — December 22nd, 2025

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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