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[[Two men, first man holding a coffee mug]]
Second Man: I heard that excess caffeine consumption can lead to kidney stones!

First Man: I’ll take my chances.
Second Man: Heh!
Second Man: Spoken like someone who’s never had a kidney stone.

First Man: Look, you can have me in *agony* for a *week* or *grumpy* for the *rest of my life*.
First Man: Take your pick.

Second Man: I believe that is what logicians call the Fallacy of Exhaustive Hypotheses.
First Man: I believe it is what I call ‘the Fallacy of Applying Logic to my Caffeine Consumption.”

{{header: In which Coffee is chosen at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: ‘The Fallacy of Expecting Me to Just Blindly Agree When You Look Down Your Nose and Tell Me I’m Doing Something Wrong’}}

#940; In which Coffee is chosen transcribed by in

[[Two men, first man holding a coffee mug]]
Second Man: I heard that excess caffeine consumption can lead to kidney stones!

First Man: I'll take my chances.
Second Man: Heh!
Second Man: Spoken like someone who's never had a kidney stone.

First Man: Look, you can have me in *agony* for a *week* or *grumpy* for the *rest of my life*.
First Man: Take your pick.

Second Man: I believe that is what logicians call the Fallacy of Exhaustive Hypotheses.
First Man: I believe it is what I call 'the Fallacy of Applying Logic to my Caffeine Consumption."

{{header: In which Coffee is chosen at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: 'The Fallacy of Expecting Me to Just Blindly Agree When You Look Down Your Nose and Tell Me I'm Doing Something Wrong'}}

'The Fallacy of Expecting Me to Just Blindly Agree When You Look Down Your Nose and Tell Me I'm Doing Something Wrong'

#940; In which Coffee is chosen

  — June 4th, 2013

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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