Comic Transcripts

YOU’RE SELLING WHAT?
KNOCKOFF AUTOGRAPHS.
LIKE A KARAOKE DJ, I HAVE A CATALOG FULL OF HUNDREDS OF WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, ALL WITH LEGALLY DISTINCT ALIASES WHOSE SIGNATURES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

I CAN’T GET YOU GEORGE CLOONEYS’ AUTOGRAPH, BUT I CAN ABSOLUTELY HOOK YOU UP WITH GEORGE CLOUMMY’S.
SO YOU’RE MAKING FORGERIES.
IT IS TRUE THAT THEIR COLLECTIBLE VALUE IS AS OF YET INDETERMINATE.
MY AUTOGRAPHS ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY.

BUT IN MANY WAYS, THESE AUTOGRAPHS ARE EVEN MORE PROECIOUS THAN THE ORIGINALS! THEY RAE CERTAINLY MORE RARE.
AFTER ALL, I HAVE ONLY BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR A DAY.
AND THE SERVICES I PROVIDE MAY BE THE ONLY WAY A TRUE ENTHUSIAST CAN EXPERIENCE A LEVEL OF FANDOM IMPOSSIBLE BY NORMAL MEANS!

WOW, YOU HAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ENTIRE CAST OF STAR WARS?
INCLUDING PETER CUSHING AND ALEC GUINNESS!?
WELL
“PETER CELSHING”
AND
“ALEC GWIMESS”

{{header: almost good as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Also starring Mark Hannill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse}}

#833; The Pseudograph Hound, Part 2 transcribed by in

YOU’RE SELLING WHAT?
KNOCKOFF AUTOGRAPHS.
LIKE A KARAOKE DJ, I HAVE A CATALOG FULL OF HUNDREDS OF WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, ALL WITH LEGALLY DISTINCT ALIASES WHOSE SIGNATURES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

I CAN’T GET YOU GEORGE CLOONEYS’ AUTOGRAPH, BUT I CAN ABSOLUTELY HOOK YOU UP WITH GEORGE CLOUMMY’S.
SO YOU’RE MAKING FORGERIES.
IT IS TRUE THAT THEIR COLLECTIBLE VALUE IS AS OF YET INDETERMINATE.
MY AUTOGRAPHS ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY.

BUT IN MANY WAYS, THESE AUTOGRAPHS ARE EVEN MORE PROECIOUS THAN THE ORIGINALS! THEY RAE CERTAINLY MORE RARE.
AFTER ALL, I HAVE ONLY BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR A DAY.
AND THE SERVICES I PROVIDE MAY BE THE ONLY WAY A TRUE ENTHUSIAST CAN EXPERIENCE A LEVEL OF FANDOM IMPOSSIBLE BY NORMAL MEANS!

WOW, YOU HAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ENTIRE CAST OF STAR WARS?
INCLUDING PETER CUSHING AND ALEC GUINNESS!?
WELL
“PETER CELSHING”
AND
“ALEC GWIMESS”

{{header: almost good as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Also starring Mark Hannill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse}}

#833; The Pseudograph Hound, Part 2 transcribed by in

YOU'RE SELLING WHAT?
KNOCKOFF AUTOGRAPHS.
LIKE A KARAOKE DJ, I HAVE A CATALOG FULL OF HUNDREDS OF WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, ALL WITH LEGALLY DISTINCT ALIASES WHOSE SIGNATURES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

I CAN'T GET YOU GEORGE CLOONEYS' AUTOGRAPH, BUT I CAN ABSOLUTELY HOOK YOU UP WITH GEORGE CLOUMMY'S.
SO YOU'RE MAKING FORGERIES.
IT IS TRUE THAT THEIR COLLECTIBLE VALUE IS AS OF YET INDETERMINATE.
MY AUTOGRAPHS ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY.

BUT IN MANY WAYS, THESE AUTOGRAPHS ARE EVEN MORE PROECIOUS THAN THE ORIGINALS! THEY RAE CERTAINLY MORE RARE.
AFTER ALL, I HAVE ONLY BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR A DAY.
AND THE SERVICES I PROVIDE MAY BE THE ONLY WAY A TRUE ENTHUSIAST CAN EXPERIENCE A LEVEL OF FANDOM IMPOSSIBLE BY NORMAL MEANS!

WOW, YOU HAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ENTIRE CAST OF STAR WARS?
INCLUDING PETER CUSHING AND ALEC GUINNESS!?
WELL
"PETER CELSHING"
AND
"ALEC GWIMESS"

{{header: almost good as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Also starring Mark Hannill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse}}

Also starring Mark Hannnill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse

#833; The Pseudograph Hound, Part 2

  — May 2nd, 2012

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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