Comic Transcripts

YOU’RE SELLING WHAT?
KNOCKOFF AUTOGRAPHS.
LIKE A KARAOKE DJ, I HAVE A CATALOG FULL OF HUNDREDS OF WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, ALL WITH LEGALLY DISTINCT ALIASES WHOSE SIGNATURES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

I CAN’T GET YOU GEORGE CLOONEYS’ AUTOGRAPH, BUT I CAN ABSOLUTELY HOOK YOU UP WITH GEORGE CLOUMMY’S.
SO YOU’RE MAKING FORGERIES.
IT IS TRUE THAT THEIR COLLECTIBLE VALUE IS AS OF YET INDETERMINATE.
MY AUTOGRAPHS ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY.

BUT IN MANY WAYS, THESE AUTOGRAPHS ARE EVEN MORE PROECIOUS THAN THE ORIGINALS! THEY RAE CERTAINLY MORE RARE.
AFTER ALL, I HAVE ONLY BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR A DAY.
AND THE SERVICES I PROVIDE MAY BE THE ONLY WAY A TRUE ENTHUSIAST CAN EXPERIENCE A LEVEL OF FANDOM IMPOSSIBLE BY NORMAL MEANS!

WOW, YOU HAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ENTIRE CAST OF STAR WARS?
INCLUDING PETER CUSHING AND ALEC GUINNESS!?
WELL
“PETER CELSHING”
AND
“ALEC GWIMESS”

{{header: almost good as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Also starring Mark Hannill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse}}

#833; The Pseudograph Hound, Part 2 transcribed by in

YOU’RE SELLING WHAT?
KNOCKOFF AUTOGRAPHS.
LIKE A KARAOKE DJ, I HAVE A CATALOG FULL OF HUNDREDS OF WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, ALL WITH LEGALLY DISTINCT ALIASES WHOSE SIGNATURES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

I CAN’T GET YOU GEORGE CLOONEYS’ AUTOGRAPH, BUT I CAN ABSOLUTELY HOOK YOU UP WITH GEORGE CLOUMMY’S.
SO YOU’RE MAKING FORGERIES.
IT IS TRUE THAT THEIR COLLECTIBLE VALUE IS AS OF YET INDETERMINATE.
MY AUTOGRAPHS ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY.

BUT IN MANY WAYS, THESE AUTOGRAPHS ARE EVEN MORE PROECIOUS THAN THE ORIGINALS! THEY RAE CERTAINLY MORE RARE.
AFTER ALL, I HAVE ONLY BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR A DAY.
AND THE SERVICES I PROVIDE MAY BE THE ONLY WAY A TRUE ENTHUSIAST CAN EXPERIENCE A LEVEL OF FANDOM IMPOSSIBLE BY NORMAL MEANS!

WOW, YOU HAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ENTIRE CAST OF STAR WARS?
INCLUDING PETER CUSHING AND ALEC GUINNESS!?
WELL
“PETER CELSHING”
AND
“ALEC GWIMESS”

{{header: almost good as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Also starring Mark Hannill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse}}

#833; The Pseudograph Hound, Part 2 transcribed by in

YOU'RE SELLING WHAT?
KNOCKOFF AUTOGRAPHS.
LIKE A KARAOKE DJ, I HAVE A CATALOG FULL OF HUNDREDS OF WELL-KNOWN FIGURES, ALL WITH LEGALLY DISTINCT ALIASES WHOSE SIGNATURES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO THOSE OF THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

I CAN'T GET YOU GEORGE CLOONEYS' AUTOGRAPH, BUT I CAN ABSOLUTELY HOOK YOU UP WITH GEORGE CLOUMMY'S.
SO YOU'RE MAKING FORGERIES.
IT IS TRUE THAT THEIR COLLECTIBLE VALUE IS AS OF YET INDETERMINATE.
MY AUTOGRAPHS ARE FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY.

BUT IN MANY WAYS, THESE AUTOGRAPHS ARE EVEN MORE PROECIOUS THAN THE ORIGINALS! THEY RAE CERTAINLY MORE RARE.
AFTER ALL, I HAVE ONLY BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR A DAY.
AND THE SERVICES I PROVIDE MAY BE THE ONLY WAY A TRUE ENTHUSIAST CAN EXPERIENCE A LEVEL OF FANDOM IMPOSSIBLE BY NORMAL MEANS!

WOW, YOU HAVE THE AUTOGRAPHS OF THE ENTIRE CAST OF STAR WARS?
INCLUDING PETER CUSHING AND ALEC GUINNESS!?
WELL
"PETER CELSHING"
AND
"ALEC GWIMESS"

{{header: almost good as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Also starring Mark Hannill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse}}

Also starring Mark Hannnill, Camie Fishir, Hamison Fond, Peter Meyhuu, Anthony Damils, Kemy Bakir, James Ead Jomes and David Prounse

#833; The Pseudograph Hound, Part 2

  — May 2nd, 2012

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Continued from yesterday.

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New ways to get Bolted!

July 24, 2026 by David Malki !

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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