Comic Transcripts

[[A woman sits at a desk and is using a computer; another woman stands to her left and looks at her]]
Woman 1: I can’t BELIEVE it! This is SO inconvenient!
Woman 1: Stupid INTERNET people making things so DIFFICULT!
Woman 2: What’re you trying to do?

Woman 1: I’m copying the information from rental listings, houses, condos, things like that.
Woman 1: Then I’m RE-POSTING the listing at a LOWER price with my OWN contact info.

Woman 1: When people inquire, I tell them that I’m “out of town” and to wire me money for a DEPOSIT, and I’ll send them the keys.
Woman 1: But these JERKS keep FLAGGING my listings as SCAMS!

Woman 2: But to be CLEAR… you ARE, in fact, attempting to SCAM people?
Woman 1: Yes but that doesn’t make it any less FRUSTRATING

{{header: pay to the order of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here}}

#834; In which Society benefits transcribed by in

[[A woman sits at a desk and is using a computer; another woman stands to her left and looks at her]]
Woman 1: I can’t BELIEVE it! This is SO inconvenient!
Woman 1: Stupid INTERNET people making things so DIFFICULT!
Woman 2: What’re you trying to do?

Woman 1: I’m copying the information from rental listings, houses, condos, things like that.
Woman 1: Then I’m RE-POSTING the listing at a LOWER price with my OWN contact info.

Woman 1: When people inquire, I tell them that I’m “out of town” and to wire me money for a DEPOSIT, and I’ll send them the keys.
Woman 1: But these JERKS keep FLAGGING my listings as SCAMS!

Woman 2: But to be CLEAR… you ARE, in fact, attempting to SCAM people?
Woman 1: Yes but that doesn’t make it any less FRUSTRATING

{{header: pay to the order of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here}}

#834; In which Society benefits transcribed by in

[[A woman sits at a desk and is using a computer; another woman stands to her left and looks at her]]
Woman 1: I can't BELIEVE it! This is SO inconvenient!
Woman 1: Stupid INTERNET people making things so DIFFICULT!
Woman 2: What're you trying to do?

Woman 1: I'm copying the information from rental listings, houses, condos, things like that.
Woman 1: Then I'm RE-POSTING the listing at a LOWER price with my OWN contact info.

Woman 1: When people inquire, I tell them that I'm "out of town" and to wire me money for a DEPOSIT, and I'll send them the keys.
Woman 1: But these JERKS keep FLAGGING my listings as SCAMS!

Woman 2: But to be CLEAR... you ARE, in fact, attempting to SCAM people?
Woman 1: Yes but that doesn't make it any less FRUSTRATING

{{header: pay to the order of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here}}

I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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