Comic Transcripts

[[A woman sits at a desk and is using a computer; another woman stands to her left and looks at her]]
Woman 1: I can’t BELIEVE it! This is SO inconvenient!
Woman 1: Stupid INTERNET people making things so DIFFICULT!
Woman 2: What’re you trying to do?

Woman 1: I’m copying the information from rental listings, houses, condos, things like that.
Woman 1: Then I’m RE-POSTING the listing at a LOWER price with my OWN contact info.

Woman 1: When people inquire, I tell them that I’m “out of town” and to wire me money for a DEPOSIT, and I’ll send them the keys.
Woman 1: But these JERKS keep FLAGGING my listings as SCAMS!

Woman 2: But to be CLEAR… you ARE, in fact, attempting to SCAM people?
Woman 1: Yes but that doesn’t make it any less FRUSTRATING

{{header: pay to the order of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here}}

#834; In which Society benefits transcribed by in

[[A woman sits at a desk and is using a computer; another woman stands to her left and looks at her]]
Woman 1: I can’t BELIEVE it! This is SO inconvenient!
Woman 1: Stupid INTERNET people making things so DIFFICULT!
Woman 2: What’re you trying to do?

Woman 1: I’m copying the information from rental listings, houses, condos, things like that.
Woman 1: Then I’m RE-POSTING the listing at a LOWER price with my OWN contact info.

Woman 1: When people inquire, I tell them that I’m “out of town” and to wire me money for a DEPOSIT, and I’ll send them the keys.
Woman 1: But these JERKS keep FLAGGING my listings as SCAMS!

Woman 2: But to be CLEAR… you ARE, in fact, attempting to SCAM people?
Woman 1: Yes but that doesn’t make it any less FRUSTRATING

{{header: pay to the order of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here}}

#834; In which Society benefits transcribed by in

[[A woman sits at a desk and is using a computer; another woman stands to her left and looks at her]]
Woman 1: I can't BELIEVE it! This is SO inconvenient!
Woman 1: Stupid INTERNET people making things so DIFFICULT!
Woman 2: What're you trying to do?

Woman 1: I'm copying the information from rental listings, houses, condos, things like that.
Woman 1: Then I'm RE-POSTING the listing at a LOWER price with my OWN contact info.

Woman 1: When people inquire, I tell them that I'm "out of town" and to wire me money for a DEPOSIT, and I'll send them the keys.
Woman 1: But these JERKS keep FLAGGING my listings as SCAMS!

Woman 2: But to be CLEAR... you ARE, in fact, attempting to SCAM people?
Woman 1: Yes but that doesn't make it any less FRUSTRATING

{{header: pay to the order of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here}}

I am TRYING to DO SOMETHING here

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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