Woman: Winston, you -- Oh my! You've changed!
Winston: As have you!
BOTH: I did it for you!
Woman Oh dear, it looks like we have ourselves a real "Gift of the Magi" type situation.
Winston: Do we , though?
Winston: Or is it closer to Romeo and Juliet's tragic irony?
Woman: I say no, we're still alive.
Winston: True. Mabye this is more a "Cask of Amontillado" sorta thing.
Woman: No, No, No. But hold on -- How did Tristan and Isolde end up?
Winston: Are we at all close to "Black like Me" ?
NINE HOURS LATER
Woman: Okay, so we've narrowed it down to either those chapters of "Moby Dick" that everyone skips , or an early unpublished draft of Tartuffe.
Winston : I'm still holding out for that "Nancy Drew" book whose name I can't remember .
Winston: Something "Skeleton"
[[header: star-cross'd WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: 'The Secret of the Rusty Skeleton.' But it is nothing like this.]]