Comic Transcripts

Banker: So, your application here is for your prom?
[[He’s holding a paper titled Loan Application, which shows
“Name: Brian Swanson
Address: 443 Regent St.
Amount requested: $8,500.00
To be used for: (1) yacht rental (1) truck + driver” ]]

Brian: Forget a limo. I wanna pull up with a yacht on a trailer.
Banker: I see …

[[The bottom of the loan application is now visible. It shows “details: When you got a yacht at prom ->”]]

[[Another page, presumably the back of the application, reads “(cont’d) you ballin”]]

{{header: formally request a WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: “Kids, did I ever tell you about the time I got so seasick that I vomited onto the top of a bus shelter?”}}

#786; In which Brian becomes Legend transcribed by in

Banker: So, your application here is for your prom?
[[He’s holding a paper titled Loan Application, which shows
“Name: Brian Swanson
Address: 443 Regent St.
Amount requested: $8,500.00
To be used for: (1) yacht rental (1) truck + driver” ]]

Brian: Forget a limo. I wanna pull up with a yacht on a trailer.
Banker: I see …

[[The bottom of the loan application is now visible. It shows “details: When you got a yacht at prom ->”]]

[[Another page, presumably the back of the application, reads “(cont’d) you ballin”]]

{{header: formally request a WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: “Kids, did I ever tell you about the time I got so seasick that I vomited onto the top of a bus shelter?”}}

#786; In which Brian becomes Legend transcribed by in

Banker: So, your application here is for your prom?
[[He's holding a paper titled Loan Application, which shows
"Name: Brian Swanson
Address: 443 Regent St.
Amount requested: $8,500.00
To be used for: (1) yacht rental (1) truck + driver" ]]

Brian: Forget a limo. I wanna pull up with a yacht on a trailer.
Banker: I see ...

[[The bottom of the loan application is now visible. It shows "details: When you got a yacht at prom ->"]]

[[Another page, presumably the back of the application, reads "(cont'd) you ballin"]]

{{header: formally request a WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: "Kids, did I ever tell you about the time I got so seasick that I vomited onto the top of a bus shelter?"}}

''Kids, did I ever tell you about the time I got so seasick that I vomited onto the top of a bus shelter?''

Well, the yacht is a-rockin’ dangerously, don’t bother knockin’
Yeah, the yacht is a-rockin’ hazardously, don’t bother knockin’
Yeah, the yacht is a-rockin’ precariously, don’t bother, come aboard
I said the yacht is critically top-heavy, don’t bother, come aboard

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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