Comic Transcripts

VIOLET: I can’t go with you to the thing. Facebook just reminded me that Saturday is Haley’s birthday party.

BRITNEE: Do you have a gift?
VIOLET: Nah, I’m just gonna get her an Amazon gift card.

BRITNEE: Where’s the party going to be?
VIOLET: I’m not sure where her new place is. I’ll just Google Map it.
BRITNEE: What’re you guys going to do there?
VIOLET: I dunno, probably just hang out looking at funny pictures or Reddit, or maybe watch something on Netflix?

BRITNEE: HMMH. Whatever would you DO if the Internet were to disappear?
VIOLET: Well I guess we’d have to gather around CAMPFIRE to SING THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY

{{header: go dark with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Go close to the Eanna Temple, the residence of Ishtar, such as no later king or man equaled! Go up the wall of Uruk and walk around, examine its foundation, inspect its brickwork thoroughly. Go 0.8 miles on Broadview Terrace, then bear slight right turn and turn onto California Avenue, for your destination will be on the right.}}

#775; The Information Superhighway &c. transcribed by in

VIOLET: I can’t go with you to the thing. Facebook just reminded me that Saturday is Haley’s birthday party.

BRITNEE: Do you have a gift?
VIOLET: Nah, I’m just gonna get her an Amazon gift card.

BRITNEE: Where’s the party going to be?
VIOLET: I’m not sure where her new place is. I’ll just Google Map it.
BRITNEE: What’re you guys going to do there?
VIOLET: I dunno, probably just hang out looking at funny pictures or Reddit, or maybe watch something on Netflix?

BRITNEE: HMMH. Whatever would you DO if the Internet were to disappear?
VIOLET: Well I guess we’d have to gather around CAMPFIRE to SING THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY

{{header: go dark with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Go close to the Eanna Temple, the residence of Ishtar, such as no later king or man equaled! Go up the wall of Uruk and walk around, examine its foundation, inspect its brickwork thoroughly. Go 0.8 miles on Broadview Terrace, then bear slight right turn and turn onto California Avenue, for your destination will be on the right.}}

#775; The Information Superhighway &c. transcribed by in

VIOLET: I can't go with you to the thing. Facebook just reminded me that Saturday is Haley's birthday party.

BRITNEE: Do you have a gift?
VIOLET: Nah, I'm just gonna get her an Amazon gift card.

BRITNEE: Where's the party going to be?
VIOLET: I'm not sure where her new place is. I'll just Google Map it.
BRITNEE: What're you guys going to do there?
VIOLET: I dunno, probably just hang out looking at funny pictures or Reddit, or maybe watch something on Netflix?

BRITNEE: HMMH. Whatever would you DO if the Internet were to disappear?
VIOLET: Well I guess we'd have to gather around CAMPFIRE to SING THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY

{{header: go dark with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Go close to the Eanna Temple, the residence of Ishtar, such as no later king or man equaled! Go up the wall of Uruk and walk around, examine its foundation, inspect its brickwork thoroughly. Go 0.8 miles on Broadview Terrace, then bear slight right turn and turn onto California Avenue, for your destination will be on the right.}}

Go close to the Eanna Temple, the residence of Ishtar, such as no later king or man ever equaled! Go up on the wall of Uruk and walk around, examine its foundation, inspect its brickwork thoroughly. Go 0.8 miles on Broadview Terrace, then bear slight right and turn onto California Ave, for your destination will be on the right.

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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