#577; Children are a Weapon

Comic Transcripts

MAGGIE: Honey, we have to teach the baby Portuguese.
JOHN: Dare I ask why? / MAGGIE: I was just thinking…the Millie Spangler type is big into teaching babies Mandarin, so they can compete in the future global economy.
MAGGIE: So…in twenty years the Chinese business world will be flooded with these kids! If we want to stay one step ahead, we have to get Billy in good stead for the next big powerhouse. BRAZIL. / JOHN: “One step ahead?” You mean, if we want to one-up Millie Spangler. / MAGGIE: She’s beat us on homebirth. She’s beat us on preschool. John. This is our only chance.
[[Later]] MAGGIE: Millie! How are you? How’s the baby? / Millie: Just wonderful! We’ve been teaching him Lingala, so he’ll be uniquely qualified to do humanitarian work in the Congo. / MAGGIE: But… / MILLIE: CHECK AND MATE

{{header: jump ahead at WONDERMARK.com}}
{{alt-text: It’s okay. We still have time to ensure that Billy becomes a world-class cellist. I DON’T CARE THAT THIS IS HARDLY A SUSTAINABLE CAREER IT SOUNDS IMPORTANT}}

#577; Children are a Weapon transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.