Comic Transcripts

NAN: Have a good day at school, Rolf!
BRIAN [[a fish]]: Don’t be mean to the other children

NAN: Study hard and get good grades!
BRIAN: Don’t strike any beings with your fins

NAN: Eat a nice lunch! Make good choices!
BRIAN: Keep your gills well ventilated

NAN: Join some clubs or something!
BRIAN: Don’t bite stray worms or you may end up horribly trapped forever

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{{alt-text: Run. Run for the ocean. RUUUUNNNNN}}

#737; So Obvious in Hindsight transcribed by in

NAN: Have a good day at school, Rolf!
BRIAN [[a fish]]: Don't be mean to the other children

NAN: Study hard and get good grades!
BRIAN: Don't strike any beings with your fins

NAN: Eat a nice lunch! Make good choices!
BRIAN: Keep your gills well ventilated

NAN: Join some clubs or something!
BRIAN: Don't bite stray worms or you may end up horribly trapped forever

{{header: get onboard with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Run. Run for the ocean. RUUUUNNNNN}}

Run. Run for the ocean. RUUUUNNNNN

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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