Comic Transcripts

DAN: Excuse me! Would you mind taking a picture of us?
PABLO: Mind? Would I MIND?

PABLO: Do you know who I AM? I am PABLO! I have shot covers for Elle and Cosmo and Portuguese Vogue! I am paid ten thousand dollars for a SINGLE perfect photograph! My work fills the FINEST galleries, the most LUXURIOUS hotels, the HOMES and SUMMER HOMES and YACHTS and SUMMER YACHTS of the world’s ELITE! And you want me to take a TOURIST SNAPSHOT? Of YOU?

PABLO [[storming off]]: HMpH!

[[beat]]

DAN: That dude just stole my camera

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#738; The Most Brazen Pickpocket transcribed by in

DAN: Excuse me! Would you mind taking a picture of us?
PABLO: Mind? Would I MIND?

PABLO: Do you know who I AM? I am PABLO! I have shot covers for Elle and Cosmo and Portuguese Vogue! I am paid ten thousand dollars for a SINGLE perfect photograph! My work fills the FINEST galleries, the most LUXURIOUS hotels, the HOMES and SUMMER HOMES and YACHTS and SUMMER YACHTS of the world's ELITE! And you want me to take a TOURIST SNAPSHOT? Of YOU?

PABLO [[storming off]]: HMpH!

[[beat]]

DAN: That dude just stole my camera

{{header: assert yourself to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: But if we ever get it back, it's gonna have some GREAT pictures on it!}}

But if we ever get it back, it's gonna have some GREAT pictures on it!

#738; The Most Brazen Pickpocket

  — July 8th, 2011

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