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HORACE [[yelling at a piece of paper, a stone, and a pair of scissors]]: STOP FIIIIGHTIIIING

{{header: one, two, three, WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: has anyone ever done a roshambo/rashomon crossover? ?I WON? ?NO, *I* WON?}}

#657; The Negotiator transcribed by in

HORACE [[yelling at a piece of paper, a stone, and a pair of scissors]]: STOP FIIIIGHTIIIING

{{header: one, two, three, WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: has anyone ever done a roshambo/rashomon crossover? ?I WON? ?NO, *I* WON?}}

#657; The Negotiator transcribed by in

HORACE [[yelling at a piece of paper, a stone, and a pair of scissors]]: STOP FIIIIGHTIIIING

{{header: one, two, three, WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: has anyone ever done a roshambo/rashomon crossover? ?I WON? ?NO, *I* WON?}}

has anyone ever done a roshambo/rashomon crossover? 'I WON' 'NO, *I* WON'

#657; The Negotiator

  — September 14th, 2010

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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