Comic Transcripts

ROSS: I would like to sell you a bottle of gullible.
ELEANOR: No thanks, I’m pretty sure I have plenty.
ROSS: No! Not like this! This is a brand-new, stronger-formula, super-gullible!

ROSS: Decades of scientific research have gone into making this the strongest, most potent gullible ever. Previously available only to industry professionals, I’m pleased to offer it now in a new, ultra-concentrated form TEN TIMES MORE POTENT than any gullible you already have.

ELEANOR: But I don’t need any gullible!
ROSS: Maybe not for you, but if friends come over?
ELEANOR: I was minding my own business in my own house! I resent having to defend myself against this pitch!
ROSS: That’s why you need new Gullible Megamax. It puts an immediate end to problems.

ELEANOR: Well?is there a discount if I get a case?
ROSS: There are actually severe civil penalties if you buy any less than a vat.

{{header: believe it or WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: it’s just a vat of old, watery mayonnaise. AND BY GOD, I BOUGHT IT, I’M GONNA FIND A USE FOR IT}}

#656; The Gullible Salesman transcribed by in

ROSS: I would like to sell you a bottle of gullible.
ELEANOR: No thanks, I’m pretty sure I have plenty.
ROSS: No! Not like this! This is a brand-new, stronger-formula, super-gullible!

ROSS: Decades of scientific research have gone into making this the strongest, most potent gullible ever. Previously available only to industry professionals, I’m pleased to offer it now in a new, ultra-concentrated form TEN TIMES MORE POTENT than any gullible you already have.

ELEANOR: But I don’t need any gullible!
ROSS: Maybe not for you, but if friends come over?
ELEANOR: I was minding my own business in my own house! I resent having to defend myself against this pitch!
ROSS: That’s why you need new Gullible Megamax. It puts an immediate end to problems.

ELEANOR: Well?is there a discount if I get a case?
ROSS: There are actually severe civil penalties if you buy any less than a vat.

{{header: believe it or WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: it’s just a vat of old, watery mayonnaise. AND BY GOD, I BOUGHT IT, I’M GONNA FIND A USE FOR IT}}

#656; The Gullible Salesman transcribed by in

ROSS: I would like to sell you a bottle of gullible.
ELEANOR: No thanks, I'm pretty sure I have plenty.
ROSS: No! Not like this! This is a brand-new, stronger-formula, super-gullible!

ROSS: Decades of scientific research have gone into making this the strongest, most potent gullible ever. Previously available only to industry professionals, I'm pleased to offer it now in a new, ultra-concentrated form TEN TIMES MORE POTENT than any gullible you already have.

ELEANOR: But I don't need any gullible!
ROSS: Maybe not for you, but if friends come over?
ELEANOR: I was minding my own business in my own house! I resent having to defend myself against this pitch!
ROSS: That's why you need new Gullible Megamax. It puts an immediate end to problems.

ELEANOR: Well?is there a discount if I get a case?
ROSS: There are actually severe civil penalties if you buy any less than a vat.

{{header: believe it or WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: it's just a vat of old, watery mayonnaise. AND BY GOD, I BOUGHT IT, I'M GONNA FIND A USE FOR IT}}

it's just a vat of old, watery mayonnaise. AND BY GOD, I BOUGHT IT, I'M GONNA FIND A USE FOR IT

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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