#656; The Gullible Salesman

Comic Transcripts

ROSS: I would like to sell you a bottle of gullible.
ELEANOR: No thanks, I’m pretty sure I have plenty.
ROSS: No! Not like this! This is a brand-new, stronger-formula, super-gullible!

ROSS: Decades of scientific research have gone into making this the strongest, most potent gullible ever. Previously available only to industry professionals, I’m pleased to offer it now in a new, ultra-concentrated form TEN TIMES MORE POTENT than any gullible you already have.

ELEANOR: But I don’t need any gullible!
ROSS: Maybe not for you, but if friends come over?
ELEANOR: I was minding my own business in my own house! I resent having to defend myself against this pitch!
ROSS: That’s why you need new Gullible Megamax. It puts an immediate end to problems.

ELEANOR: Well?is there a discount if I get a case?
ROSS: There are actually severe civil penalties if you buy any less than a vat.

{{alt-text: it’s just a vat of old, watery mayonnaise. AND BY GOD, I BOUGHT IT, I’M GONNA FIND A USE FOR IT}}

#656; The Gullible Salesman transcribed by in

ROSS: I would like to sell you a bottle of gullible.
ELEANOR: No thanks, I’m pretty sure I have plenty.
ROSS: No! Not like this! This is a brand-new, stronger-formula, super-gullible!

ELEANOR: Well?is there a discount if I get a case?
ROSS: There are actually severe civil penalties if you buy any less than a vat.

{{alt-text: it’s just a vat of old, watery mayonnaise. AND BY GOD, I BOUGHT IT, I’M GONNA FIND A USE FOR IT}}

#656; The Gullible Salesman transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.