Comic Transcripts

[[DWIGHT sits at EVIE?s bedside.]]
DWIGHT: Honey, I want to talk to you about something very serious.
EVIE [[thinking]]: Oh no he found the ketchup collection

EVIE [[thinking]]: Wait, no?I got rid of those last year to make room for the baby knives. The BABY KNIVES! So hard to explain! AAHH!

EVIE [[thinking]]: Hold on. If he?d found the baby knives then he?d be keeping much farther away from me. That can only mean?JIMINY CHRISTMAS HE FOUND THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM

DWIGHT: I think our daughter might be a cyborg sent from the future to exterminate humanity.
[[She is.]]
EVIE: Oh whew is THAT all

{{header: resistance is WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!}}

#658; In which Suspicion is aroused transcribed by in

[[DWIGHT sits at EVIE?s bedside.]]
DWIGHT: Honey, I want to talk to you about something very serious.
EVIE [[thinking]]: Oh no he found the ketchup collection

EVIE [[thinking]]: Wait, no?I got rid of those last year to make room for the baby knives. The BABY KNIVES! So hard to explain! AAHH!

EVIE [[thinking]]: Hold on. If he?d found the baby knives then he?d be keeping much farther away from me. That can only mean?JIMINY CHRISTMAS HE FOUND THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM

DWIGHT: I think our daughter might be a cyborg sent from the future to exterminate humanity.
[[She is.]]
EVIE: Oh whew is THAT all

{{header: resistance is WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!}}

#658; In which Suspicion is aroused transcribed by in

[[DWIGHT sits at EVIE?s bedside.]]
DWIGHT: Honey, I want to talk to you about something very serious.
EVIE [[thinking]]: Oh no he found the ketchup collection

EVIE [[thinking]]: Wait, no?I got rid of those last year to make room for the baby knives. The BABY KNIVES! So hard to explain! AAHH!

EVIE [[thinking]]: Hold on. If he?d found the baby knives then he?d be keeping much farther away from me. That can only mean?JIMINY CHRISTMAS HE FOUND THE MARSHMALLOW ROOM

DWIGHT: I think our daughter might be a cyborg sent from the future to exterminate humanity.
[[She is.]]
EVIE: Oh whew is THAT all

{{header: resistance is WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!}}

I knew no child of mine could be this interested in discussing camshaft maintenance!

This is one of 50 Posts About Cyborgs, a project spearheaded by Tim Maly to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the coining of the term.

Take a closer look at the cyborg girl here.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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