Comic Transcripts

[[A MAN sits on a bench. A dog licks his hand.]]
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MAN: Oh, you LIKE giving Daddy kisses!

MAN: Come on! Come up on Daddy’s lap!
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MAN: Such a kissy little girl! Yes you are! What a sweetie!
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MAN: Wait, were you just eating your own poop?
DOG (thinking): He’s on to me!

{{Header: lick it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I didn’t say ‘stop’}}

#429; In which a Dog is sneaky transcribed by in

[[A MAN sits on a bench. A dog licks his hand.]]
<>
MAN: Oh, you LIKE giving Daddy kisses!

MAN: Come on! Come up on Daddy's lap!
<>

MAN: Such a kissy little girl! Yes you are! What a sweetie!
<>

MAN: Wait, were you just eating your own poop?
DOG (thinking): He's on to me!

{{Header: lick it at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I didn't say 'stop'}}

i didn't say 'stop'

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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