Comic Transcripts

HORACE: …I look around the store and I realize why I’m kind of dizzy. The sign on the counter is in Comic Sans. On the window it’s Copperplate Gothic. And on the receipt it’s Monotype Corsiva. MONOTYPE CORSIVA! So I said that’s it! I’ll never again patronize any business that uses any typeface I can recognize!

GIOVANNI: You sound somewhat obsessed with fonts.
HORACE: TYPEFACES.
GIOVANNI: It’s unhealthy! Listen, here’s my card. I’m a psychologist specializing in anxiety-causing obsessions. Give me a call.

[[HORACE looks at GIOVANNI’S card in horror.]]

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#650; The Typographical Terror transcribed by in

HORACE: ?I look around the store and I realize why I’m kind of dizzy. The sign on the counter is in Comic Sans. On the window it’s Copperplate Gothic. And on the receipt it’s Monotype Corsiva. MONOTYPE CORSIVA! So I said that’s it! I’ll never again patronize any business that uses any typeface I can recognize!

GIOVANNI: You sound somewhat obsessed with fonts.
HORACE: TYPEFACES.
GIOVANNI: It’s unhealthy! Listen, here’s my card. I’m a psychologist specializing in anxiety-causing obsessions. Give me a call.

[[HORACE looks at GIOVANNI’S card in horror.]]

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#650; The Typographical Terror transcribed by in

HORACE: ...I look around the store and I realize why I'm kind of dizzy. The sign on the counter is in Comic Sans. On the window it's Copperplate Gothic. And on the receipt it's Monotype Corsiva. MONOTYPE CORSIVA! So I said that's it! I'll never again patronize any business that uses any typeface I can recognize!

GIOVANNI: You sound somewhat obsessed with fonts.
HORACE: TYPEFACES.
GIOVANNI: It's unhealthy! Listen, here's my card. I'm a psychologist specializing in anxiety-causing obsessions. Give me a call.

[[HORACE looks at GIOVANNI'S card in horror.]]

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PAPYRUS.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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