Comic Transcripts

[[WILBUR, a buffalo, is struck by an arrow fired by a nearby Indian warrior. Okay, “Native American warrior.”]]
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WILBUR: AHH! DUDE! You SHOT me! Are you INSANE? What is WRONG with you?

WILBUR (to himself): Wait, Wilbur.
Remember what the therapist said. Frame the situation using “I feel” statements.

WILBUR (aloud): WHEN you shoot me full of arrows, I FEEL like we aren’t contributing equally to the health of this relationshAAAOOWW
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{{Header: heal at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You are really wounding me with how inconsiderate you’re being. Also, with your arrows}}

#588; Sensitive, Dead Wilbur transcribed by in

[[WILBUR, a buffalo, is struck by an arrow fired by a nearby Indian warrior. Okay, “Native American warrior.”]]
<>
WILBUR: AHH! DUDE! You SHOT me! Are you INSANE? What is WRONG with you?

WILBUR (to himself): Wait, Wilbur.
Remember what the therapist said. Frame the situation using “I feel” statements.

WILBUR (aloud): WHEN you shoot me full of arrows, I FEEL like we aren’t contributing equally to the health of this relationshAAAOOWW
<>

{{Header: heal at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You are really wounding me with how inconsiderate you’re being. Also, with your arrows}}

#588; Sensitive, Dead Wilbur transcribed by in

[[WILBUR, a buffalo, is struck by an arrow fired by a nearby Indian warrior. Okay, "Native American warrior."]]
<>
WILBUR: AHH! DUDE! You SHOT me! Are you INSANE? What is WRONG with you?

WILBUR (to himself): Wait, Wilbur.
Remember what the therapist said. Frame the situation using "I feel" statements.

WILBUR (aloud): WHEN you shoot me full of arrows, I FEEL like we aren't contributing equally to the health of this relationshAAAOOWW
<>

{{Header: heal at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You are really wounding me with how inconsiderate you're being. Also, with your arrows}}

You are really wounding me with how inconsiderate you're being. Also, with your arrows

#588; Sensitive, Dead Wilbur

  — January 19th, 2010

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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