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#589; In which Meat is judged

Character 1: Ooh, the lunchmeat’s gone bad
Character 2: <>

Character 2: It’s fine. You want mustard on yours?
Character 1: <
Character 1: Don’t eat that! It’s definitely off!
Character 1: If you even have to smell it twice–

Character 2: Here’s how I see it. We’re evolutionarily adapted to be repulsed by things that could make us ill.
Character 2: So — if your reptile-brain is telling you to stay away, it probably knows something about the particular tolerance of your particular immune system. But my reptile-brain thinks I can handle it. It’s telling me it’s sandwich tyme.

Character 1: My reptile-brain is telling me that your theory smells rotten.
Character 2: Exactly!
Character 2: Because you cannot HANDLE it.

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{{alt-text: Just like you cannot handle my laundry.}}

#589; In which Meat is judged transcribed by in

#589; In which Meat is judged

Character 1: Ooh, the lunchmeat’s gone bad
Character 2: <>

Character 2: It’s fine. You want mustard on yours?
Character 1: <
Character 1: Don’t eat that! It’s definitely off!
Character 1: If you even have to smell it twice–

Character 2: Here’s how I see it. We’re evolutionarily adapted to be repulsed by things that could make us ill.
Character 2: So — if your reptile-brain is telling you to stay away, it probably knows something about the particular tolerance of your particular immune system. But my reptile-brain thinks I can handle it. It’s telling me it’s sandwich tyme.

Character 1: My reptile-brain is telling me that your theory smells rotten.
Character 2: Exactly!
Character 2: Because you cannot HANDLE it.

{{header: give it a try at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Just like you cannot handle my laundry.}}

#589; In which Meat is judged transcribed by in

#589; In which Meat is judged

Character 1: Ooh, the lunchmeat's gone bad
Character 2: <>

Character 2: It's fine. You want mustard on yours?
Character 1: <
Character 1: Don't eat that! It's definitely off!
Character 1: If you even have to smell it twice--

Character 2: Here's how I see it. We're evolutionarily adapted to be repulsed by things that could make us ill.
Character 2: So -- if your reptile-brain is telling you to stay away, it probably knows something about the particular tolerance of your particular immune system. But my reptile-brain thinks I can handle it. It's telling me it's sandwich tyme.

Character 1: My reptile-brain is telling me that your theory smells rotten.
Character 2: Exactly!
Character 2: Because you cannot HANDLE it.

{{header: give it a try at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Just like you cannot handle my laundry.}}

Just like you cannot handle my laundry.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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