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#780; In which a Quarter is wasted

Bum, sitting: You got a quarter?
Man with cane: Sorry man

Bum: Quarter?
Lady in hat: Sorry

Bum: You got a quarter?
Mustashioed man: Sure, here you go.
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[[In a burst of sound, a complicated device of gears, wheels, and several horns springs from the top of the bum’s hat!]]

Mustashioed man: W-wow…!
Bum: I regret to inform you that you have now suffered a lethal dose of radium

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#780; In which a Quarter is wasted transcribed by in

#780; In which a Quarter is wasted

Bum, sitting: You got a quarter?
Man with cane: Sorry man

Bum: Quarter?
Lady in hat: Sorry

Bum: You got a quarter?
Mustashioed man: Sure, here you go.
<>

[[In a burst of sound, a complicated device of gears, wheels, and several horns springs from the top of the bum’s hat!]]

Mustashioed man: W-wow…!
Bum: I regret to inform you that you have now suffered a lethal dose of radium

{{header: unlock WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: No refunds.}}

#780; In which a Quarter is wasted transcribed by in

#780; In which a Quarter is wasted

Bum, sitting: You got a quarter?
Man with cane: Sorry man

Bum: Quarter?
Lady in hat: Sorry

Bum: You got a quarter?
Mustashioed man: Sure, here you go.
<>

[[In a burst of sound, a complicated device of gears, wheels, and several horns springs from the top of the bum's hat!]]

Mustashioed man: W-wow...!
Bum: I regret to inform you that you have now suffered a lethal dose of radium

{{header: unlock WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: No refunds.}}

No refunds.

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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