EARL: Honey, how many tablespoons are in a liter?
CARLA (offpanel): Oh, baby, you're cooking? Sweetie, you'll be at this all week. Let me see your recipe.
EARL (offpanel): No. I don't want you to do it for me. I want to figure it out for myself.
CARLA (to herself): His pans aren't greased...there's forks in the microwave...the milk jug is in the oven...
CARLA: Do you at least want some TIPS that might make it go smoother for you?
EARL: No. I just want to know how many tablespoons are in a liter.
CARLA: It's sixty-seven.
EARL: Thank you.
CAPTION: One week later
CARLA: Oh, honey, these muffins are delicious!
I guess all it takes to really break the mold is an outsider's perspective! What's your secret?
EARL: I soaked them in lime juice overnight, then deep-fried them in mayonnaise!
Then I went to the store.
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