Comic Transcripts

EARL: Honey, how many tablespoons are in a liter?
CARLA (offpanel): Oh, baby, you’re cooking? Sweetie, you’ll be at this all week. Let me see your recipe.

EARL (offpanel): No. I don’t want you to do it for me. I want to figure it out for myself.
CARLA (to herself): His pans aren’t greased…there’s forks in the microwave…the milk jug is in the oven…

CARLA: Do you at least want some TIPS that might make it go smoother for you?
EARL: No. I just want to know how many tablespoons are in a liter.
CARLA: It’s sixty-seven.
EARL: Thank you.

CAPTION: One week later
CARLA: Oh, honey, these muffins are delicious!
I guess all it takes to really break the mold is an outsider’s perspective! What’s your secret?
EARL: I soaked them in lime juice overnight, then deep-fried them in mayonnaise!
Then I went to the store.

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#512; In which Earl does it Himself transcribed by in

EARL: Honey, how many tablespoons are in a liter?
CARLA (offpanel): Oh, baby, you’re cooking? Sweetie, you’ll be at this all week. Let me see your recipe.

EARL (offpanel): No. I don’t want you to do it for me. I want to figure it out for myself.
CARLA (to herself): His pans aren’t greased…there’s forks in the microwave…the milk jug is in the oven…

CARLA: Do you at least want some TIPS that might make it go smoother for you?
EARL: No. I just want to know how many tablespoons are in a liter.
CARLA: It’s sixty-seven.
EARL: Thank you.

CAPTION: One week later
CARLA: Oh, honey, these muffins are delicious!
I guess all it takes to really break the mold is an outsider’s perspective! What’s your secret?
EARL: I soaked them in lime juice overnight, then deep-fried them in mayonnaise!
Then I went to the store.

{{Header: make it happen at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: and I did it MY WAY}}

#512; In which Earl does it Himself transcribed by in

EARL: Honey, how many tablespoons are in a liter?
CARLA (offpanel): Oh, baby, you're cooking? Sweetie, you'll be at this all week. Let me see your recipe.

EARL (offpanel): No. I don't want you to do it for me. I want to figure it out for myself.
CARLA (to herself): His pans aren't greased...there's forks in the microwave...the milk jug is in the oven...

CARLA: Do you at least want some TIPS that might make it go smoother for you?
EARL: No. I just want to know how many tablespoons are in a liter.
CARLA: It's sixty-seven.
EARL: Thank you.

CAPTION: One week later
CARLA: Oh, honey, these muffins are delicious!
I guess all it takes to really break the mold is an outsider's perspective! What's your secret?
EARL: I soaked them in lime juice overnight, then deep-fried them in mayonnaise!
Then I went to the store.

{{Header: make it happen at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: and I did it MY WAY}}

and I did it MY WAY

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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