Comic Transcripts

BRETT: Mom, Dad, this is Holly.
MOM: Welcome, Holly! It’s so nice to meet you!
DAD: And your brother arrived this morning! This is gonna be our biggest Christmas ever!

[[BART, the brother, appears.]]
BART: Hey! BONERNOSE! Why don’t ya sit on a DUCK for a while!
BRETT AND BART in chorus: YOU MIGHT LOSE A FEW POUNDS!!

[[BRETT and BART laugh loud and long.]]

BRETT: Sorry. Inside joke.
[[HOLLY looks perplexed.]]
MOM: Welcome to the family, honey. It never gets any better.

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#580; In which the Kids come Home transcribed by in

BRETT: Mom, Dad, this is Holly.
MOM: Welcome, Holly! It’s so nice to meet you!
DAD: And your brother arrived this morning! This is gonna be our biggest Christmas ever!

[[BART, the brother, appears.]]
BART: Hey! BONERNOSE! Why don’t ya sit on a DUCK for a while!
BRETT AND BART in chorus: YOU MIGHT LOSE A FEW POUNDS!!

[[BRETT and BART laugh loud and long.]]

BRETT: Sorry. Inside joke.
[[HOLLY looks perplexed.]]
MOM: Welcome to the family, honey. It never gets any better.

{{Header: join in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: it’s this thing from when we were ten in which we would take turns playing Duck Hunt and humping the TV. What’s that? WELL YOU ASKED FOR DETAILS}}

#580; In which the Kids come Home transcribed by in

BRETT: Mom, Dad, this is Holly.
MOM: Welcome, Holly! It's so nice to meet you!
DAD: And your brother arrived this morning! This is gonna be our biggest Christmas ever!

[[BART, the brother, appears.]]
BART: Hey! BONERNOSE! Why don't ya sit on a DUCK for a while!
BRETT AND BART in chorus: YOU MIGHT LOSE A FEW POUNDS!!

[[BRETT and BART laugh loud and long.]]

BRETT: Sorry. Inside joke.
[[HOLLY looks perplexed.]]
MOM: Welcome to the family, honey. It never gets any better.

{{Header: join in at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: it's this thing from when we were ten in which we would take turns playing Duck Hunt and humping the TV. What's that? WELL YOU ASKED FOR DETAILS}}

it's this thing from when we were ten in which we would take turns playing Duck Hunt and humping the TV. What's that? WELL YOU ASKED FOR DETAILS

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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