FRANKLIN: SO MANY BOOKS! I thought we were trying to CUT DOWN the amount of STUFF in our lives?
There must be a THOUSAND books here!
ELEANOR: I've pared the collection down to the essentials.
FRANKLIN: How many of them do you actually ever READ?
Why not donate them to the library? That way they'll still be there whenever you want them--
ELEANOR: They're not really for me.
ELEANOR: Look, WE love to read because we grew up in homes filled to bursting with weird and wonderful books.
I'm keeping these books not because of how often I read them all, but so, on rainy days and lonely nights, our children can discover them for themselves.
FRANKLIN: By the time we ever have children, we will be DROWNING in a SEA of books, gasping for breath in a little air pocket near the ceiling.
ELEANOR: Then they will be bibliophibians.
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