Comic Transcripts

[[MRS. DETWILER lies on a bed; JEB stands over here with a crosscut saw.]] / JEB: How are you feeling, Mrs. Detwiler? / I’m just heading over to review your x-rays. We’ll start surgery in about an hour…is something the matter?
MRS. DETWILER: It’s…it’s just…ah / JEB: Oh, the saw! Ha ha ha! / I’m sorry! That must have given you quite the start! I was just cutting down a tree out back. Small clinic. “All hands on deck,” you know!
MRS. DETWILER: Ah, you’re not using that for the surgery. Oh, thank goodness! / JEB: Oh, no! My dear woman, of course not! / No, for you I figured I’d stick with the ol’ gardening shears.

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{{alt-text: Fancy implements are expensive and hey, you knew what you were getting into when you agreed to administer your own anesthesia.}}

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[[MRS. DETWILER lies on a bed; JEB stands over here with a crosscut saw.]] / JEB: How are you feeling, Mrs. Detwiler? / I’m just heading over to review your x-rays. We’ll start surgery in about an hour…is something the matter?
MRS. DETWILER: It’s…it’s just…ah / JEB: Oh, the saw! Ha ha ha! / I’m sorry! That must have given you quite the start! I was just cutting down a tree out back. Small clinic. “All hands on deck,” you know!
MRS. DETWILER: Ah, you’re not using that for the surgery. Oh, thank goodness! / JEB: Oh, no! My dear woman, of course not! / No, for you I figured I’d stick with the ol’ gardening shears.

{{header: open up at WONDERMARK.com}}
{{alt-text: Fancy implements are expensive and hey, you knew what you were getting into when you agreed to administer your own anesthesia.}}

#578; In which Recovery is not rapid transcribed by in

[[MRS. DETWILER lies on a bed; JEB stands over here with a crosscut saw.]] / JEB: How are you feeling, Mrs. Detwiler? / I'm just heading over to review your x-rays. We'll start surgery in about an hour...is something the matter?
MRS. DETWILER: It's...it's just...ah / JEB: Oh, the saw! Ha ha ha! / I'm sorry! That must have given you quite the start! I was just cutting down a tree out back. Small clinic. "All hands on deck," you know!
MRS. DETWILER: Ah, you're not using that for the surgery. Oh, thank goodness! / JEB: Oh, no! My dear woman, of course not! / No, for you I figured I'd stick with the ol' gardening shears.

{{header: open up at WONDERMARK.com}}
{{alt-text: Fancy implements are expensive and hey, you knew what you were getting into when you agreed to administer your own anesthesia.}}

Fancy implements are expensive and hey, you knew what you were getting into when you agreed to administer your own anesthesia.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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