Comic Transcripts

Hey Ruth, guess what?
You finally dumped that bum husband?

You wised up to how he runs around town cheating on you?

You found him in bed with the maid so you beat him silly?

You’re beginning the healing process without him?

You don’t need a man to make you feel whole inside?

Actually, we’re going on a second honeymoon to Paris!
Oh, how fun! Have a good time and tell him I said hi!

header: stamp your passport at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: take lots of pictures

#035; In which Opinions prove flexible transcribed by in

Hey Ruth, guess what?
You finally dumped that bum husband?

You wised up to how he runs around town cheating on you?

You found him in bed with the maid so you beat him silly?

You’re beginning the healing process without him?

You don’t need a man to make you feel whole inside?

Actually, we’re going on a second honeymoon to Paris!
Oh, how fun! Have a good time and tell him I said hi!

header: stamp your passport at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: take lots of pictures

#035; In which Opinions prove flexible transcribed by in

Hey Ruth, guess what?
You finally dumped that bum husband?

You wised up to how he runs around town cheating on you?

You found him in bed with the maid so you beat him silly?

You're beginning the healing process without him?

You don't need a man to make you feel whole inside?

Actually, we're going on a second honeymoon to Paris!
Oh, how fun! Have a good time and tell him I said hi!

header: stamp your passport at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: take lots of pictures

take lots of pictures

#035; In which Opinions prove flexible

  — December 30th, 2003

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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