Comic Transcripts

[[GEORGE is working in his lab when DENISE interrupts.]]
DENISE: GEORGE!
Come quick!

GEORGE: The interpreter?
DENISE: It’s finished. It’s WORKING.

[[GEORGE and DENISE run past a grand mansion.]]

[[They peek into another lab, where a large device connected to a wax-cylinder recorder is pointed at a platform.]]

[[On the platform is a section of honeycomb on which a couple of bees flit about.]]

[[GEORGE notices the ticker tape scrolling out of the machine.]]

[[His eyes widen as he reads the tape. DENISE waits anxiously.]]

TAPE: –almost burst out laughing. Her thorax looked SO fat. She CANNOT get away with wearing that at her si–

{{Header: decipher WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I don’t know who she thinks she’s fooling but those spiracles are NOT real.}}

#569; In which Bees converse transcribed by in

[[GEORGE is working in his lab when DENISE interrupts.]]
DENISE: GEORGE!
Come quick!

GEORGE: The interpreter?
DENISE: It’s finished. It’s WORKING.

[[GEORGE and DENISE run past a grand mansion.]]

[[They peek into another lab, where a large device connected to a wax-cylinder recorder is pointed at a platform.]]

[[On the platform is a section of honeycomb on which a couple of bees flit about.]]

[[GEORGE notices the ticker tape scrolling out of the machine.]]

[[His eyes widen as he reads the tape. DENISE waits anxiously.]]

TAPE: –almost burst out laughing. Her thorax looked SO fat. She CANNOT get away with wearing that at her si–

{{Header: decipher WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I don’t know who she thinks she’s fooling but those spiracles are NOT real.}}

#569; In which Bees converse transcribed by in

[[GEORGE is working in his lab when DENISE interrupts.]]
DENISE: GEORGE!
Come quick!

GEORGE: The interpreter?
DENISE: It's finished. It's WORKING.

[[GEORGE and DENISE run past a grand mansion.]]

[[They peek into another lab, where a large device connected to a wax-cylinder recorder is pointed at a platform.]]

[[On the platform is a section of honeycomb on which a couple of bees flit about.]]

[[GEORGE notices the ticker tape scrolling out of the machine.]]

[[His eyes widen as he reads the tape. DENISE waits anxiously.]]

TAPE: --almost burst out laughing. Her thorax looked SO fat. She CANNOT get away with wearing that at her si--

{{Header: decipher WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: I don't know who she thinks she's fooling but those spiracles are NOT real.}}

I don't know who she thinks she's fooling but those spiracles are NOT real.

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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