[[GWENDOLINE is concentrating on something. HECTOR leans into the panel.]]

[[HECTOR creeps up behind her and nuzzles her shoulder. She is unfazed.]]
GWENDOLINE: Eek! A vampire!

HECTOR: <>
[[GWENDOLINE’s eyes get really big.]]

GWENDOLINE: ZERBERT vampire!
HECTOR (now offpanel): Heh heh heh

#570; A Sneak Attack transcribed by in

[[GWENDOLINE is concentrating on something. HECTOR leans into the panel.]]

[[HECTOR creeps up behind her and nuzzles her shoulder. She is unfazed.]]
GWENDOLINE: Eek! A vampire!

HECTOR: <>
[[GWENDOLINE’s eyes get really big.]]

GWENDOLINE: ZERBERT vampire!
HECTOR (now offpanel): Heh heh heh

#570; A Sneak Attack transcribed by in

[[GWENDOLINE is concentrating on something. HECTOR leans into the panel.]]

[[HECTOR creeps up behind her and nuzzles her shoulder. She is unfazed.]]
GWENDOLINE: Eek! A vampire!

HECTOR: <>
[[GWENDOLINE's eyes get really big.]]

GWENDOLINE: ZERBERT vampire!
HECTOR (now offpanel): Heh heh heh

zerbert zombie is even worse

#570; A Sneak Attack

— November 13th, 2009

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.

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#570; A Sneak Attack

— November 13th, 2009

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