Comic Transcripts

[[A stone tower rises high above a church on a cliff by the sea.]]
PAT: …I think it could really work, Terry.
TERRY: Finally! ESCAPE is within our grasp!

[[Same as first panel, but a little closer.]]
PAT: But there’s only room for ONE. Which of us will go?
TERRY: YOU go, brother. Bring help. Fly!

[[Closer now, we see something emerge from a small window near the top of the tower.]]
PAT: RRRGGHHH! Give me a shove!
TERRY: Fly! FLY!

[[Closer still as PAT takes flight on an enormous glider. TERRY waves from the window.]]

[[Down on the shore, passers-by gawk and point at the sight of PAT and his glider helplessly entangled in the power and phone lines.]]

PAT: This is SO embarrassing

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{{Alt-text: NOT suave, hombre. NOT suave.}}

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[[A stone tower rises high above a church on a cliff by the sea.]]
PAT: …I think it could really work, Terry.
TERRY: Finally! ESCAPE is within our grasp!

[[Same as first panel, but a little closer.]]
PAT: But there’s only room for ONE. Which of us will go?
TERRY: YOU go, brother. Bring help. Fly!

[[Closer now, we see something emerge from a small window near the top of the tower.]]
PAT: RRRGGHHH! Give me a shove!
TERRY: Fly! FLY!

[[Closer still as PAT takes flight on an enormous glider. TERRY waves from the window.]]

[[Down on the shore, passers-by gawk and point at the sight of PAT and his glider helplessly entangled in the power and phone lines.]]

PAT: This is SO embarrassing

{{Header: take off for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: NOT suave, hombre. NOT suave.}}

#517; In which a Break For It is made transcribed by in

[[A stone tower rises high above a church on a cliff by the sea.]]
PAT: ...I think it could really work, Terry.
TERRY: Finally! ESCAPE is within our grasp!

[[Same as first panel, but a little closer.]]
PAT: But there's only room for ONE. Which of us will go?
TERRY: YOU go, brother. Bring help. Fly!

[[Closer now, we see something emerge from a small window near the top of the tower.]]
PAT: RRRGGHHH! Give me a shove!
TERRY: Fly! FLY!

[[Closer still as PAT takes flight on an enormous glider. TERRY waves from the window.]]

[[Down on the shore, passers-by gawk and point at the sight of PAT and his glider helplessly entangled in the power and phone lines.]]

PAT: This is SO embarrassing

{{Header: take off for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: NOT suave, hombre. NOT suave.}}

NOT suave, hombre. NOT suave.

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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