Comic Transcripts

CAPTION: Airport pickup zone, 12:35 PM
PROF. YOGI: Hello, excuse me!
Your beard, your shirt! It’s a good look! Where are you from?
I am from Europe!

[[PROF. YOGI produces a couple of books.]]
PROF. YOGI: Take a look at this book, eh? It’s about yoga, it really will help you out!
And this is the Bhagavad-Gita, very famous book! See, even Gandhi read it, you heard of Gandhi!
It’s Gandhi’s favorite book! Very famous!

PROF. YOGI: I am a monk! Not a drunk not a skunk just a monk!
And hey is there just some small donation you can…
TRAVELER: I’m sorry, I’m not able to.

PROF. YOGI: Even a trade. We can trade, whatever you have is okay. Whatever’s in the bag.
TRAVELER: I can’t–
PROF. YOGI: Just any apple, orange, banana! You look like some big shot!
CAPTION: I swear this is 100% true.

{{Header: enlighten yourself at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You look like some movie star, eh? Yes!}}

#516; In which Yoga makes me tense transcribed by in

CAPTION: Airport pickup zone, 12:35 PM
PROF. YOGI: Hello, excuse me!
Your beard, your shirt! It’s a good look! Where are you from?
I am from Europe!

[[PROF. YOGI produces a couple of books.]]
PROF. YOGI: Take a look at this book, eh? It’s about yoga, it really will help you out!
And this is the Bhagavad-Gita, very famous book! See, even Gandhi read it, you heard of Gandhi!
It’s Gandhi’s favorite book! Very famous!

PROF. YOGI: I am a monk! Not a drunk not a skunk just a monk!
And hey is there just some small donation you can…
TRAVELER: I’m sorry, I’m not able to.

PROF. YOGI: Even a trade. We can trade, whatever you have is okay. Whatever’s in the bag.
TRAVELER: I can’t–
PROF. YOGI: Just any apple, orange, banana! You look like some big shot!
CAPTION: I swear this is 100% true.

{{Header: enlighten yourself at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You look like some movie star, eh? Yes!}}

#516; In which Yoga makes me tense transcribed by in

CAPTION: Airport pickup zone, 12:35 PM
PROF. YOGI: Hello, excuse me!
Your beard, your shirt! It's a good look! Where are you from?
I am from Europe!

[[PROF. YOGI produces a couple of books.]]
PROF. YOGI: Take a look at this book, eh? It's about yoga, it really will help you out!
And this is the Bhagavad-Gita, very famous book! See, even Gandhi read it, you heard of Gandhi!
It's Gandhi's favorite book! Very famous!

PROF. YOGI: I am a monk! Not a drunk not a skunk just a monk!
And hey is there just some small donation you can...
TRAVELER: I'm sorry, I'm not able to.

PROF. YOGI: Even a trade. We can trade, whatever you have is okay. Whatever's in the bag.
TRAVELER: I can't--
PROF. YOGI: Just any apple, orange, banana! You look like some big shot!
CAPTION: I swear this is 100% true.

{{Header: enlighten yourself at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You look like some movie star, eh? Yes!}}

You look like some movie star, eh? Yes!

#516; In which Yoga makes me tense

  — May 15th, 2009

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May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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