CAPTION: Airport pickup zone, 12:35 PM
PROF. YOGI: Hello, excuse me!
Your beard, your shirt! It's a good look! Where are you from?
I am from Europe!
[[PROF. YOGI produces a couple of books.]]
PROF. YOGI: Take a look at this book, eh? It's about yoga, it really will help you out!
And this is the Bhagavad-Gita, very famous book! See, even Gandhi read it, you heard of Gandhi!
It's Gandhi's favorite book! Very famous!
PROF. YOGI: I am a monk! Not a drunk not a skunk just a monk!
And hey is there just some small donation you can...
TRAVELER: I'm sorry, I'm not able to.
PROF. YOGI: Even a trade. We can trade, whatever you have is okay. Whatever's in the bag.
TRAVELER: I can't--
PROF. YOGI: Just any apple, orange, banana! You look like some big shot!
CAPTION: I swear this is 100% true.
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