Comic Transcripts

CAPTION: Airport pickup zone, 12:35 PM
PROF. YOGI: Hello, excuse me!
Your beard, your shirt! It’s a good look! Where are you from?
I am from Europe!

[[PROF. YOGI produces a couple of books.]]
PROF. YOGI: Take a look at this book, eh? It’s about yoga, it really will help you out!
And this is the Bhagavad-Gita, very famous book! See, even Gandhi read it, you heard of Gandhi!
It’s Gandhi’s favorite book! Very famous!

PROF. YOGI: I am a monk! Not a drunk not a skunk just a monk!
And hey is there just some small donation you can…
TRAVELER: I’m sorry, I’m not able to.

PROF. YOGI: Even a trade. We can trade, whatever you have is okay. Whatever’s in the bag.
TRAVELER: I can’t–
PROF. YOGI: Just any apple, orange, banana! You look like some big shot!
CAPTION: I swear this is 100% true.

{{Header: enlighten yourself at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You look like some movie star, eh? Yes!}}

#516; In which Yoga makes me tense transcribed by in

CAPTION: Airport pickup zone, 12:35 PM
PROF. YOGI: Hello, excuse me!
Your beard, your shirt! It’s a good look! Where are you from?
I am from Europe!

[[PROF. YOGI produces a couple of books.]]
PROF. YOGI: Take a look at this book, eh? It’s about yoga, it really will help you out!
And this is the Bhagavad-Gita, very famous book! See, even Gandhi read it, you heard of Gandhi!
It’s Gandhi’s favorite book! Very famous!

PROF. YOGI: I am a monk! Not a drunk not a skunk just a monk!
And hey is there just some small donation you can…
TRAVELER: I’m sorry, I’m not able to.

PROF. YOGI: Even a trade. We can trade, whatever you have is okay. Whatever’s in the bag.
TRAVELER: I can’t–
PROF. YOGI: Just any apple, orange, banana! You look like some big shot!
CAPTION: I swear this is 100% true.

{{Header: enlighten yourself at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You look like some movie star, eh? Yes!}}

#516; In which Yoga makes me tense transcribed by in

CAPTION: Airport pickup zone, 12:35 PM
PROF. YOGI: Hello, excuse me!
Your beard, your shirt! It's a good look! Where are you from?
I am from Europe!

[[PROF. YOGI produces a couple of books.]]
PROF. YOGI: Take a look at this book, eh? It's about yoga, it really will help you out!
And this is the Bhagavad-Gita, very famous book! See, even Gandhi read it, you heard of Gandhi!
It's Gandhi's favorite book! Very famous!

PROF. YOGI: I am a monk! Not a drunk not a skunk just a monk!
And hey is there just some small donation you can...
TRAVELER: I'm sorry, I'm not able to.

PROF. YOGI: Even a trade. We can trade, whatever you have is okay. Whatever's in the bag.
TRAVELER: I can't--
PROF. YOGI: Just any apple, orange, banana! You look like some big shot!
CAPTION: I swear this is 100% true.

{{Header: enlighten yourself at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You look like some movie star, eh? Yes!}}

You look like some movie star, eh? Yes!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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