Comic Transcripts

CALVIN: The Internet is the GREAT CONNECTOR!
ISAAC: The Internet is the great POLARIZER.

CALVIN: Here’s an example. JOE-BLOW WEIRDO had a traumatic childhood. Saw too many “Leprechaun” movies in strange contexts and now he’s got a mild fetish for DWARVES IN HORROR MAKEUP.
Before the Internet, he’s alone and miserable…but NOW he’s on a message-board FULL of friendly, like-minded freaks reassuring each other that they don’t need to conform to some marketing-driven farce of “NORMALITY” to be HAPPY!
ISAAC: That’s JUST the danger! Before, his “mild fetish” might have ATROPHIED as he was forced to interact with society at large.
But instead, a chorus of encouragement from other lunatics STROKES his quirk into an OBSESSION that TAKES OVER his identity!

JOE: It’s very RUDE talkin’ about someone who ain’t PART of the CONVERSATION!
ISAAC: Joe we are just using you as an EXAMPLE.

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{{Alt-text: Wrote this comic first, then went looking for images…found this one right away and was all like ‘YESSSSSSSS’}}

#461; All are Shaped by Circumstance transcribed by in

CALVIN: The Internet is the GREAT CONNECTOR!
ISAAC: The Internet is the great POLARIZER.

CALVIN: Here's an example. JOE-BLOW WEIRDO had a traumatic childhood. Saw too many "Leprechaun" movies in strange contexts and now he's got a mild fetish for DWARVES IN HORROR MAKEUP.
Before the Internet, he's alone and miserable...but NOW he's on a message-board FULL of friendly, like-minded freaks reassuring each other that they don't need to conform to some marketing-driven farce of "NORMALITY" to be HAPPY!
ISAAC: That's JUST the danger! Before, his "mild fetish" might have ATROPHIED as he was forced to interact with society at large.
But instead, a chorus of encouragement from other lunatics STROKES his quirk into an OBSESSION that TAKES OVER his identity!

JOE: It's very RUDE talkin' about someone who ain't PART of the CONVERSATION!
ISAAC: Joe we are just using you as an EXAMPLE.

{{Header: find your place at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Wrote this comic first, then went looking for images...found this one right away and was all like 'YESSSSSSSS'}}

Wrote this comic first, then went looking for images...found this one right away and was all like 'YESSSSSSSS'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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